maryland effect

When something is so bad, that it is frighteningly good.

Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.

"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"

"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."

by The_Fartocle December 24, 2016

mascles

Luscious and sexyful muscles.

Ooh Robert, those are some sexy ass mascles. Can I give 'em a squeeze?

by King Mascles of Mascleville April 28, 2014

The Maryland Blue Crab

A.k.a. The MBC. A type of sexual revenge for a woman. A man and a woman are having sex and the woman is on top. Right when the man says he's getting close to finishing, the woman jumps off, throws Old Bay on his genitals, and immediately leaves. Now what the man didn't know is that the woman has crabs. So now he has blue balls and crabs, all covered in Old Bay, Maryland Style.

Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?

Man2: Nah, what happened?

Man1: She got him with The MBC!

Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!

by Buck Lawson January 25, 2017

Marylou

Sweet , honest , sexy girl , loves being loved , outgoing , always has a smile on her face , flirty , many guys are attracted to her , keeps relationships serious , good in bed , tends to give you pay back , a party animal and a very independent girl who can do it herself.

Marylou is Very Attractive

by casstroo2 June 18, 2014

Peoples Republic of Maryland

Derogatory nickname for the state of Maryland. Usually applied by Virginia residents, in reference to the liberal bent of that state's politicians, in contrast to the conservatism common just south in the Commonwealth.

MVA and gun laws are hell in the Peoples Republic of Maryland

by BRYANJUSMC May 14, 2009

Marylee

The Most Beautiful Girl You'll Ever Meet. She had the most caring attitude. She is super sweet and adorable. You'll fall in love when you see her. She is very obedient and will act like your mother. Overall shes just Perfect

Whos that Beauty Over There,Its Marylee obviously.

by mrpotter December 23, 2013

St marylebone

Basically it is a school for dons , girls who go here are usually referred to as 'marylehoes' but they are reaally peng and evry other school wishes they were them.

'omg look at that piff marylehoe, ahh i wish i went st marylebone'

by onanawhatsmyname?? December 3, 2011