masturscration 

The Act of scratching ones own back with a back scratching device as opposed to having someone else do it for you.

I was just using my backscratcher to scratch my back. She looked at me as if I was enganging in some filthy ritual like Masturscration. It felt so good, I thought I was going to have a scratchgasm.

masturscration by Bill Fey May 30, 2008

Masturbeating 

To masturbate until it hurts too much to continue doing so, and sometimes too much to do other activities.

Ted: Hey Bob, wanna play Twister?
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.

Masturbeating by Kiku7 May 5, 2010

masturbeat 

a song that often plays on the radio while you masturbate

sunshine by atmosphere is my masturbeat

masturbeat by assy mcsluttyballs January 26, 2010

Masturbeating 

1. Masturbating to the beat of the music

2. Violently masturbating to the point of pain, or death.

1. Nick was masturbeating to skrillex for 7 hours yesterday! His dick must be beat xD

2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!

Masturbeating by panzerdude909 April 19, 2012

Masturslaytion 

Ellie was slaying, alone, in her bed.

"hey mate you seeing anyone at the moment?"

"Nah man, I'm addicted to porn and masturslaytion"

Masturslaytion by Peepeepoopoop August 27, 2023