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strait anal masturbater

A guy that is strait and likes to masturbate analy.
It turns out that mike is a strait anal masturbater.
by Blake Cowshiter August 17, 2006
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Masturtater

(Verb) To take a plain old potato and to bake it to the point where the inside is nice and soft. Once done, the person would place the desired ingredients on it such as sour cream, bacon, cheese, and so on. Once all is prepared, you gather a group of men and have them masturbate and cum into the potato until it is no longer recognizable. The user then proceeds to cut a hole big enough for their dick and fuck the potato, using all the ingredients and cum as lube. Once orgasm is achieved, you proceed to eat the potato.
"Hey, guys. I'm super horny right now, mind if we go get a potato and masturtater a bit?"
by GoreAndSmores May 29, 2016
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Masturbater

When you are so good at baiting that you are a master at it, people will call you masterbater, when 2 words are combined - master, bait
And it also means you jerk off and cu
“Yo, look at that sick bait, he must be a masturbater” he must be a drip AMOGUS 😎😎GANgIMG and SUSSY----------
"that Guy must be a god level trickster,jook er , and a weeb" scik!!
by VirginNoHorny-sama 🥵 January 16, 2022
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mark masturbater

Someone who can't stop jerkin it anywhere they go. He will jerk it anywhere including school, work, church, or even while taking a shit.
Yo he is a Mark Masturbater I saw him jerkin in church!
by Feet Fucker May 22, 2014
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masturbade

Masturbade is the product of masturbating (cum, jizz, semen, spunk, etc). This word is kin to marinade versus marinate. Marinate is a verb (He marinated the steak) and a marinade is a noun (He put the marinade on the steak).
It took him an hour to clean up the masturbade.
by marinader September 19, 2009
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masturbater

Uncle Fucker, the masturbater from Decatur, masturbates every day when he sees Kelly Ripa on TV.
by dionyziz December 3, 2007
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furry masturbater

when a man rubs rabbit fur on his dick and gets aroused and then cums
Aw yah i love being a furry masturbater! It feels so good!
by Ryan Ferguson July 20, 2006
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