Masturdated

To take care of ones self (emotionally & socially) by doing things alone. Taking yourself on a date.

All of my friends were busy with their day, so I masturdated with a shopping spree and a movie

by AugustLeo81 September 10, 2014

Masturdate

Refers to the time frame in a long term relationship; most often after cohabitation has lasted over the one to two year mark, in which one or both parties begins to masturbate more than having sexual intercourse.

Peter: Maybe she’s just stressed out.

Mike: She says she’s too tired to have sex, but I found a ton of porn in her browser. Maybe I should masturdate too.

by Jizzandhers June 25, 2018

Masturdate

Going on a date with someone you know is going to give you a handjob, and you'll gladly give them one too.

"Yeah, I'm totally masturdating the guy from History."
"I'm going to the movies with her, it's totally going to be a masturdate."

by punksucks July 9, 2016

masturdate

A term synonymous with Skypesex, refers to a scheduled arrangement involving two ore more parties wherein mutual masturbation is conducted over a video chat session.

Because John was deployed to Afghanistan, he had to schedule a masturdate with his significant other in order to achieve self-satisfaction.

by MiscTiger May 28, 2013

Electronic Masturdation

modern version of foreplay; maturbation between mutual partners via webcam, usually accompanied by dirty talk via IM or phone

I met him through an online dating site, but have not met face-to-face yet...just did electronic masturdation.

by bigredone2010 February 23, 2010

Masturdate

When a couple goes on a date and someone stalks them to masturbate to them.

"sally and billy went on a date so i went out to masturdate to them"

by Ash is Daddy May 17, 2016

masturdate

masturbate + date

dude 1: im masturdating now
dude 2: did you mean masturbating?
dude 1: no it is masturdating. the word "masturdate" it means to masturbate + date
dude 2: oh then good for you

by mewsem November 9, 2022