masterooping

masturbating while you take a poop.

one day i was sitting on the toilet masterooping.

by chief121692 November 18, 2010

Masterlock

Poorly made shit for shit lock. There are several ways to unlock it without picks. It's possible and extremely easy to make a shim out of a soda can and unlock it.

Jack thought his bike was secure with his Masterlock, but the next day someone guessed his combination in 3 minutes and rode off into the sunset.

by A man in a suit October 10, 2005

masterchomp

to take a large bite

I told her she could take a bite of my sandwich but instead she masterchomped it.

by yimminy January 23, 2008

Masterjobbing

Masturbating while someone else gives you a handjob. Note: In order to not be gay, assistant's hand needs to be on top.

Your sexy roommate is masturbating, you lend him a hand thus performing the masterjobbing maneuver.

by Q2 ORDNANCE October 16, 2009

Masterbooking

Hitting the "like" button on your own Facebook status.

Have you noticed how William always "likes" his own status? It's like he's masterbooking or something.

by lrchtr December 7, 2009

Masterblogging

blogging by yourself

Jim is at home masterblogging again.

by Tonyp126 February 19, 2009

masterofgovernance

An individual who has completed or achieved a high level of competence in the area of governance and has scored 100% on governance testing tools.

The fisrt masterofgovernance reigned in Horsham, UK, in 2013

by Marquis of Horsham February 15, 2013