Nigerian Mastermind

Nigerian Mastermind is someone so smart that everyone else is just a trick.

Dave: Bob invited Jared to his place and now he says $200,000 is missing from his bank account.

Ernie: I'll bet Jared is a Nigerian Mastermind.

Dave: What is that?

Ernie: Just ask Bob cause he'll explain it better than me.

*Dave calls Bob on phone*

Bob: Hello?

Dave: Hey Bob, it's Dave. What's a Nigerian Mastermind?

Bob: A person so smart they could literally steal the stripes off a zebra.

by Skorpious June 29, 2020

Mastermind Satoshi

mastermind satoshi.
that’s it

credit to MarbleArk on YouTube

hey Mastermind Satoshi is pretty cool

by wxlnutt February 14, 2021

Mastermindical

When someone does something so smart and intelligent, it’s mind blowing.

That lyric was mastermindical

by Zukinilover May 18, 2024

Mastermind

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift is a mastermind.

by midnightsswiftie September 21, 2022

Mastermind

When you’re bricked out of your mind at your methadone chemist, dacking lynx body wash and stealing old ladies purses

That boys a mastermind…Well Defs get him in on the next job

by Citizenjohn October 16, 2022

mastermind

somone hw is blue and has a big forehead

also from helluva boss

"Will it lead to the mastermind of the plot?"
"gary, I don't fucking know? just watch the movie!"

by DualShock2 December 11, 2024