Masterlackivation

The lack of motivation experienced after jerking off.

Zach was suppose to write a paper until masterlackivation set in.

by the_wood December 26, 2009

masterliking

Instead of Liking a comment, you write "I like this" as a comment, then Like that comment yourself! Masterliking.

David Coffman just put up a comment, then wrote "I like this." Then he liked that comment himself, what a piece of masterliking.

by Masterliker August 8, 2011

Masterjacking

To masturbate and jack off at the same time.

Justice: What did you do last night: Masturbate or Jack off?

Trey:Both, I was masterjacking all last night

by syntaxerrrror March 4, 2009

Masteryacking

The act of masterbating while kayaking.

Yesterday, my brother was masteryacking on the lake.

by masteryacker October 27, 2011

Masterfuckation

Masterfuckation is a combination of masturbating and fucking. When one clones their clone and has sex with that clone it is between sex and masturbating so it is shortened to masterfuckation.

This weekend me and my clone are doing some masterfuckation

by Doggolover6868 April 13, 2019

masterloser

This title is fitting exclusively to those that exceed all expectations. People called this are simply exquisite and only know above and beyond. There simply is nothing they can’t achieve if they are dedicated enough. Also are pro dbd players.

Felix (masterloser) I see you

by MrMugmugy September 6, 2021

Mastersoak

Guided masturbation. Where a man grabs his own shaft as if he were to choke the chicken. But a woman takes the mans hand/wrist and does the motion for them. Thus, not masturbation.

Tony: Bro, so what did you and Alice do last night?

Samuel: Dude, all we did was mastersoak.

by donald treanor November 6, 2023