maryland effect 

When something is so bad, that it is frighteningly good.

Coined after Maryland'a state flag being so butt ugly that it's beautiful.

"Dude look at that broad over there"
"The blonde? Shit she'a a piece."
"Nah, the one next to her."
"Damn she's ugly. But something about her makes me want to get dirty with her."
"Thats the Maryland Effect for you"

"I wouldn't take cocaine since it would fuck my life up bro"
"It's already fucked tho"
"Wait If I take enough, and get fucked enough, can I unfuck my life? Like the Maryland effect?"
"Not sure it works that way dude. Try it."

maryland effect by The_Fartocle December 24, 2016

Marianas Trench 

Marianas Trench is the awesome, 4 man band from Vancouver British Columbia. It consists of Joshua Keeler Ramsay, Matthew Ian Webb, Micheal John Edward Ayley, and Ian Randle Clifford Casselman. Josh is lead vocals, guitar, piano. Matt is lead guitar, piano, backing vocals. Mike is bass, backing vocals. Ian is drums, backing vocals. They are hilarious, down to earth, and VERY TALENTED MUSICIANS. Check em' out! They have 3 albums out- Fix Me, Masterpiece Theatre, and Ever After. They also have 2 EP's- Self-Titled Marianas Trench and Say Anything. *There is also NO APOSTROPHE IN MARIANAS* They also have an amazing guitar tech named Brett Jamieson.

Q: who's the most talented band on the face of the earth?
A: MARIANAS TRENCH!!! :D

Marianas Trench by MTrenchlover May 17, 2012

The Maryland Blue Crab 

A.k.a. The MBC. A type of sexual revenge for a woman. A man and a woman are having sex and the woman is on top. Right when the man says he's getting close to finishing, the woman jumps off, throws Old Bay on his genitals, and immediately leaves. Now what the man didn't know is that the woman has crabs. So now he has blue balls and crabs, all covered in Old Bay, Maryland Style.

Man1: Yo, did you hear how she did him dirty?

Man2: Nah, what happened?

Man1: She got him with The MBC!

Man2: No way! Not The Maryland Blue Crab!

The Maryland Blue Crab by Buck Lawson January 25, 2017

Peoples Republic of Maryland 

Derogatory nickname for the state of Maryland. Usually applied by Virginia residents, in reference to the liberal bent of that state's politicians, in contrast to the conservatism common just south in the Commonwealth.

MVA and gun laws are hell in the Peoples Republic of Maryland

Peoples Republic of Maryland by BRYANJUSMC May 14, 2009

Mariana 

Mariana is the girl you always wanted but can never have, she's very shy and introverted. She looks like an angel with her fox eyes, beautiful smile, brown long hair and amazing fashion sense. Don't let her doll-like features fool you tho, Mariana is very distant and cold if you're not the special person she wants to be with. She will always brighten up your day without even realizing it. Be gentle with Mariana, she's very sensitive even if she doesn't show it to everyone. Mariana is perfect

Me: Hey do you know Mariana?
You: Yes, Ofc, everybody is after her but she doesn't even talk to anyone

Mariana by Artistic idiot February 20, 2021

Marianas Trench 

Four man rock band from Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada. Famous for such songs as Shake Tramp, Fix Me and Say Anything. Gaining a lot of popularity due to punchy guitar riffs and melodic vocal sounds and infamy due to the risque lyrics to Shake Tramp.

Hey did you check out that new video of Shake Tramp with the uncensored lyrics on Youtube by Marianas Trench?

Marianas Trench by adelews August 13, 2007

Maryland Democrat

Someone who calls everyone racist, sexist, homophobic bigot and won't listen to what others have to say. They also commonly support killing innocent babies but oppose killing serial killers, murderers, and rapists. Not only are Maryland democrats generous with their money, but they are also generous with other peoples' money.

Democrat: "You voted for Trump? You're so racist and homophobic, and you're against a female being in office so you're a sexist pig!" *Votes for Chris Van Hollen over Kathy Szeliga*
Normal person: "Yep, they sound like a Maryland Democrat."

Maryland Democrat by invinciblemario99 August 1, 2017