Victim of the Martyrs

noun any person who is in such martyrhood they out martyr any other martyred individual

"God you're such a victim of the martyrs you might as well go nail yourself to a cross and then bitch about how the nails are rusty and you're doing it for someone else!"

by cadbloom June 27, 2006

maryism

a new political platform:

Pro-Contraception
Pro-Suicide
Pro-Cannibalism
Pro-Euthanasia
Pro-Abortion
Pro-Gay Marriage
Pro-Poligamy
Pro-Anarchy
Pro-Atheism
Pro-Internationalism

Anti-Racism
Anti-Homophobia
Anti-Obesity
Anti-Celibacy
Anti-Bush
Anti-War
Anti-Stupidity
Anti-Catholocism
Anti-Incest
Anti-Mississippi

"i hate bush so much, i am such a maryist."

by sexay laday May 1, 2004

Masterism

The art of mastering everything.

I am awesome because I am the master of masterism.

by nickvet419 March 12, 2010

Maryisms (Mary-isms)

Effeminant gestures, expressions and manners of speech gay men exhibit, usually in the company of other gay close friends, also referred to as camping or camping it up, sometimes insulting

Oh, Mary, how stunning! You look like shit, but I'm absolutely stunned!

Fuck you, bitch! You've got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

by Frankie & Johnny April 8, 2005

Marburism

to act stupid in front of the media and classify oneself as a EXCAPEGOAT

Wow, that dude just did a marburism in front of the whole world....LOL What a loser.

by DUDE FROM REALGM July 16, 2006

Martinism

When someone makes a grammar or spelling mistake or uses a word in an improper context

Robert asked Martin where he is going,
Martin replied I’m going over they’re!
Robert replied that’s a Martinism if I’ve ever heard one!

by Legend07_1973 April 5, 2023

martyrificating

1. (v.) To make oneself into a martyr through someone or something else.

I will be martyrificating myself by giving in to the Spanish Inquisition.

by sven.bogart March 22, 2011