Funniest, sexiest dad on the planet. Cooking legend and has got nips like bullets. Hard as Bruce Lee,founer member of the four amigos and they are probably the biggest city fans in the world.
by shotgunmassy November 15, 2012
Get the Martyn Dilf Kilroymug. A blend of cheap wine made famous by the magic benstead and his addiction to the chin growing drink. If you find a supplier of this rare beverage then be sure to buy it as it is incredibly rare since the company went bust in 1898.
by Sam Barcock March 21, 2007
Get the Remy-de martyn hobo winemug. Any guy called Martyn is the sexiest in the entire friend group and can steal any grill or guy he/she wants. Martyns are scientifically proven to have mega long PPs. Especially, any Martyn whose surname begins with C. Like Martyn C.
by Totally not Martyn C. November 23, 2021
Get the MARTYNmug. On a crisp autumn day in LA, Rihanna faced a flat tire, frustrated with the manual and tools. Martyn Quintero, a UPS engineer, noticed her distress and offered help. As he fixed the tire, he shared his journey from humble beginnings to success at UPS's engineering department. Rihanna, intrigued by his passion, learned about his relentless work ethic and determination. Inspired, she invited Martyn for coffee, expressing admiration for his story. This encounter inspired "Shine Bright Like A Diamond," a tribute to Martyn and their unexpected friendship. The song celebrated his brilliance, reminding us that inspiration can arise in unexpected places.
by SillyStorySculpter January 5, 2024
Get the Martyn Quinteromug. Named after the famous engineer for his excellent ass eating skills
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
The act of spreading checks and licking the auns
by bob7259 July 22, 2021
Get the The ol' Ross Martynmug. by bob7259 July 22, 2021
Get the The Ross Martynmug. by Old-fashioned April 14, 2019
Get the Martynmug.