Matteus Britton

Loves sinking pints with the lads

Matteus Britton is a proper lad

by TopShaggerJake July 12, 2020

Mateusz

Polish people who lack the sensible skills to function as normal members of society

Youre such a mateusz

by P0ppers July 16, 2021

Doc martens

The coolest shoes/boots on the planet. Usually called gay or ugly by ignorant and/or stupid people.

This scene girl called my doc martens gay and I killed her.

by mmmartian April 11, 2010

Mateus

A magical jew fairy who does some trippy shit. Likes to frequently troll. It is unknown to the world but Mateus is the biggest skux of all time.

"Oh hey Mateus, hows it going?"

"Pretty average, only scored about 300 CHICKS!...................
LAST NIGHT!"

by aceboy27 December 11, 2011

Mårtensson

1) Blond person with no personality
2) Can be a brunette but deep down a true blond!
3) uses the word "typ" alot.

1)Britney is such a Mårtensson.

2) Sheenique check that witch out! she such a Mårtensson.

by Hockeysweden October 29, 2010

Mateus

THE BEST PERSON EVER!! Amazingly talented and smart. Has amazing freckles and super HAWT

Oh wow what's his name? Oh that's Mateus, he's awesome isn't he?

by wait.for.it June 23, 2017

Mateusz

He is really cool guy from Poland he was in mental hospital but hey theres some up sides to that.

-Hey what is your name?
-Mateusz
-Wow will you go out with me i love you from just your name alone

by Mateusz yea that legend October 15, 2019