tyrell martinson

an underrated content creator who deserves the whole world

is also known as a blondeslut mwah

"have you seen tyrell martinson's new video? i love him so much!"

by tyrellsredbull April 10, 2020

Mortenson

a Mortenson is a packet of sensation, thai sweet chilli crisps, and a pint of fosters.

You: I'll have a Mortenson.
Barkeep: That's 2 punds 30.

by Nordgulen February 22, 2009

Viggo Mortensen "Vuh-ig-o Mor-ten-sun"

the most beautiful soul i could ever hope to meet.

Hello Im Mrs Mortensen

by Linsay March 13, 2004

Mortensen

A word for dominant male within a family, similiar to alpha-male, generally the biological father. Can be shortened to Mortie.

"Hows the old Mortensen"
"Yes Mortie"

by Mathieuson February 18, 2008

Doc Martens

A boot formerly worn by working-class English people and later adopted by the punk crowd. In the 90's it surged in popularity eventually leading to it being produced overseas with cheap materials and shoddy construction. Now little more than a fashion statement for young twenty-somethings trying to be cool and "different" despite their ubiquity; a far cry from their working class origins.

Girl 1: Ah man I really want some Doc Martens to show off to show all the guys at work I'm not like other girls.

Girl 2: Nah those boots are for posers, get some Redwings if you wanna be taken seriously.

by Esthertheesther September 18, 2020

martenez

A last name of a bad ass who will do anything for the people he loves. If you r his enemy you are already dead. If you r his friend he will be with you until the end. When he walks in a room fear and intimidashion flow over everyone

Dude Martenez is a badass

by Jason Martenez July 28, 2015

Doc Martens

The preferable shoe brand for serial killers/ criminals.

Victim: "Are you going to kill me?"

Serial Killer: "Hang on, I need to put my Doc Martens on first."

Victim: "Oh."

by Poop001 September 28, 2009