Masturdating

When you masturbate so often, you seem to be dating your hand.

Josh: Where's Phil been lately?
Bob: I don't know man, I think he's masturdating again.
Josh: I thought he got over Handgelina Jolie?
Bob: He did, it's Lindsey Lohand know.

by Meester Neenja April 7, 2011

Masturdating

When you date yourself because you know what you like best.

“No sir, I’m not alone; I’m masturdating”.

by Meowrific March 23, 2020

masturdate

To stay at home and Masturbate instead of going out and doing anything else. It's a date, that rarely ends bad.

Joe: "Hey man wanna go to the game this Saturday?"

Brian: "Sorry man I can't, I got a Masturdate on Saturday."

Joe: "Oh..."

Brian: "Yeah..."

by ai-KILLER-md November 9, 2006

masturdebating

1. When you first start to pleasure yourself and you can't decide which person you're going to think about during climax.
2. When a girl is at a sex toy shop and she can't decide which toy to buy.

Steve spends a long time masturdebating since he has such a large spank-bank.
Liz spent hours masturdebating over the wall of toys.

by Bernard Bangwanger December 29, 2010

masturdating

Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.

Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.

Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.

Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?

by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010

masturdam

a person who wanks so much he could fill a dam; a segment of Russian ass; a second hand intoxicated camel

Your dam is so full, but theres been a drought.

I know, im a masturdam

Whats that?

Lets just say im skilled

by newdome $H October 1, 2010

masturdating

Is taking yourself out on a very special date because you know you're going to be single forever. It is also a dating trend, so hop on it! ;)

John: Hey dude, what were you up to yesterday?

Lucas: Oh I was masturdating...

John: What!?

Lucas: No bro, you're so wrong, masturdating, there's a "d" their bro!

John: *shook*

by hoe- Heaven On Earth June 23, 2019