MarkBar™

(märk`bär)n.
a break-through scientific event of granola bars discovered by Mark Twain Henley the third, during the 1990's. The MarkBar™ is a granola bar composed of raw element which can cause adrenaline and increase of testosterone within a matter of minutes. Many people in language arts classes search for these bars to increase their energy. But they are only for emergency purposes.;
slang. something that gives you energy.

bob--"dude, i need a MarkBar™."

Jim--"yeah me too."

by Zero951 April 9, 2009

Macrobate (v.)

To rely excessively on macros to do your work for you, often at the expense of common sense. (see also, macrobation, macrobater).

"Rudy, you really should stop macrobating; you'll go blind."

by King Mob June 10, 2004

markbaiting

action of faking suicide inside a stream

Alex was faking suicide for attention, ¡He was Markbaiting!

by sb37 September 23, 2023

macrobater

A Person who macrobates.

Hey Betty, our boy is a macrobater since you hired the new baby sitter.

by jeffbo April 6, 2009

macrobater

a person who masturbates to macaroni and cheese, even just pictures of it.

Dwayne is a total macrobater, this one time we caught him masturbating to scooby-doo mac'n'cheese in his office.

by Big jZ3d3 December 23, 2010

Gorilla Maryban

The Greatest terrorist group in the world. Gorilla Maryban rules the world and dare to disobey you will be bombed!

"The gorilla Maryban bombed Egypt"
"King tut is in the Gorilla Maryban

by terorr123 August 24, 2022

Marouane Chamakh

Marouane Chamakh is the god like Centre Forward with magical heading skills who players for Arsenal. Him and his large trousersnake transferred from Bordeaux last season, leaving behind his bromance with Yoann Gourcuff. He is well known for his Gelled hair, but his best feature is his 8 inch long penis. He is well known as the Moroccan prince due to coming from the mysterious land of Morocco. However he know resides in his castle with his Moroccan Princess in Norf Landan

"Did you see that header by the Moroccan Prince?" Girl 1
"Yes! His hair didn't even move an inch!" Girl 2
"Fuck I would marry Marouane Chamakh if he wasn't with his Moroccan Princess Nerea!" Girl 1

by xabispenis October 3, 2010