Marmot Hat

The most awesome type of hat ever created. It's made by shooting a marmot, skinning it and turning it into a hat.

Dude nice marmot hat!

by Almana December 15, 2010

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Fart Marmot

When a girl has a hairy asscrack it is considered a fart marmot.

"Holy crap, when she bent over you could see her hairy fart marmot."

by kattih February 9, 2009

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Magestic Marmot

Where you take someones pillow, pull down your underwear, and fart on the pillowcase. Giving extra care to ensure the fabric of the case touches the skin of your asshole.

My husband was being such a douchebag, I did a magestic marmot on his pillowcase and he got pinkeye.

by offdhook September 14, 2011

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The swedish god of all things small and furry, with the ability to transmute any object he touches into an avocado floating in a bucket of goats intestines. Doctor marmot invented the vcr, the flush toilet, and mexico. doctor marmots laughter can cure AIDS, cancer, and parkinsons deseise... to bad he only laughs when he reaches orgasm... and to do that he has to kill a goat.

Doctor marmot hides sweet sugar candies in the pants of young children to celebrate arbor day, unfortunately he then uses their candy filled corpses as air hockey pucks, and has sex with their fathers.

by Nick wilson June 11, 2006

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"marmot teasing"

In video production, the act of pulling all of the elements of your film or video together, so they make a cohesive storyline. Taken from the idea that it is a fun thing to do, but can be a pain to undertake. Like marmot teasing.

I was up until 3 AM "marmot teasing", but I think the DVD looks good.

by James Gerraughty. May 3, 2007

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