momatose

Mom-uh-tose
Adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the Baby Bjorn, and homework help.

See: Fucking Beat, Tired as Shit, NuvaRing, and

Kid: What happened to Mom?

Dad: She’s Momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your Common-Core Math homework.

by 1st-to-say-Faux-Hawk October 25, 2017

Marmoset

An annoying monkey which eats attic snails in unfortunate Brazilian houses. Not to mention they sneak into boats in the Amazon.
Further reading: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmoset

Ese marmoset sneaked into mi casa anoche just to comer our old nachos!

by WeirdMapper May 2, 2019

Mariajose

the best fucking person ever

I love Mariajose, her independence and caring personality are hot 😳

by emmanv2 January 1, 2022

the grumpy marmoset

when a man who cannot reproduce throws his semen into a group of bystanders

dude why is mike in jail "he found out he cant reproduce and did the grumpy marmoset on a group of people downtown."

by grumpy marmoset lover June 9, 2022

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

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Person 343: A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

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A pygmy marmosets's interlude is a Proboscis monkey: The First Juvenile Release (Human).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 7, 2025

Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call anyone who is addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles (Enlarged Pygmy Marmoset): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025