The Mackey Effect

When your shitty teacher named Ms. Mackey only talks about filtering and preparing for college and how you should be getting a 100 in the class without a problem. Instead, you end up failing the class and your college acceptance rejected. These are only minor effects of The Mackey Effect.

Dude The Mackey Effect is killing me right now, im flunking civics but everyone in the class down the hall has five times less work and has an A.

by TypicalGreenHopeStudent February 28, 2017

Markeisha

The baddest of them all. she tends to be shy at first but once you get to know her she's as lively as ever. Beautiful and not just her looks. Her soul and intentions are most of the time pure. Smart girl who just needs to break out of her shell.

Wow you're such a Markeisha. I wish i could be you.

by kellyoung123 January 8, 2017

markeda

An amazing beautiful strong woman. Very ambitious and strong willed! The funny, crazy, kind hearted individual you always want to be around!

Get yourself a Markeda!

by BGQ2814 December 21, 2016

markela

markela is an amazing human being, who is really beautiful. people called Hugh love her. markela is independent and beautiful and hilarious

i wish i was markela

by Hahanakmqjqw February 13, 2021

mr. mackey

one of the funniest south park characters, mostly because he's exactly like all Health education teachers ever. he goes in circles about how drugs and drinking is bad, along with sex education, without explaining anything, because he has no idea. It's hilarious to watch, especially if you're in a health class currently, and can make the comparison

Mr. mackey on drugs:
"drugs are bad, m'kay, so, if you do drugs, you're bad, m'kay, because drugs are bad. they can hurt your body, m'kay, cause drugs are bad, m'kay...

Mr. mackey, on sex education:
"So then the man puts his penis... he puts his penis..."
*kyle* "haven't you ever had sex before?"
"of course i have, it's just been a while. lets see, i'm pretty sure he puts his penis... dang it, where did i put that thing???"

by Chef aid April 23, 2007

markea

A beautiful queen that holds her own. Very popular and self-centered.

I would love to meet a Markea.

by Markea December 20, 2016

Trans Mackey

Trans Mackey is big beautiful trans woman. She is a public figure that speaks up against veganphobia, fatphobia, transphobia and oppressive cis straight white men. She has a wonderful soothing voice and has developed Mr. Mackey's "mmmkay" catchphrase.

Did you hear Trans Mackey give a talk on veganphobia last night? She is stunning and brave woman.

by MikeTheIncel July 4, 2021