marker queen

A girl that masturbates so vigorously with a marker that the cap gets lodged in her vaginal cavity and must be removed by a doctor

Did you hear about Alison? She had to go to the ER last night because she's a marker queen.

by Ed Huntet April 3, 2019

Marker Tipper

A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.

Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.

The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.

by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020

Marker Trick

When you put a supposed “marker” on the back of trey birds neck

“Yeah yesterday I pulled the classic marker trick on unsuspecting treybird”

by doodooTrey November 19, 2021

marker wars

A game originated in Pre AP class, where two or more people get markers and try to make the greatest number of marks on their opponents.

I had the most amazing marker war in science today!

by Riel October 2, 2004

marker cap

A small penis. As compared to big girtha, a marker cap peen will not bring joy to all it hits.

As she reached into his pants to get things started, she realized she was dealing with a marker cap. She immediately thought to herself, "now what the hell am I going to do with that?!"

by RadKels May 1, 2014

marker strands

strands of hair that are ‘drawn on’ in an attempt to appear cooler

Yesterday, my friend said that my hair looks like marker strands 😣

by jayquan. May 3, 2021

Marker (BFDI)

A purple capped marker that it obsessed with tossing dirt. Also is left out of the Free Food Trio.

Dan: Why is there a giant dirt hole in our yard?
Zach: I don’t know, must of been Marker (BFDI).

by Yin Of the Yang June 4, 2022