Flea Market Montgomery

The greatest commercial ever made.

Flea Market Montgomery is just like, its just like, its just like, a minimall.

by Sub Jan September 12, 2007

Stock market

The fastest way to gain money and lose money.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.

Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

Multi-Level Marketing

Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.

Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.

There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.

There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011

Mariette

Mariettes are one of the best friends ever, so if you have one, keep her close because she will rock your world! She is extremely nice, honest, trustworthy, and just pretty damn cool. Mariettes tend to be kind of awkward at times, which gives her that unique quirkiness that just puts a smile on your face and love her even more. Mariettes know when to be calm and trustworthy and know when to be fun and outrageous. She is cool to hang around during the day, but when it turns to night she is let loose and Mariettes can turn completely WILD! Mariettes are so intelligent and smart it's unbelievable, and she loves her books, reading 24/7. Mariettes are tall and have an amazing body and a beautiful face. Her eyes twinkle and her nose crinkles up when she smiles and her hair shines in the sunlight, making her basically irresistible.

Did you see Mariette today?! She looks wildly gorgeous!

by snowbug August 20, 2013

Downham Market Academy

A prison where the students get tortured and abused. They are locked in there with deadly karens, and nonces. Also where every single staff have sharp rat features and saggy bellies. Staff to work at DMA clean the floors by licking them , rubes coffee over themselves instead of showering and have repeated nightmares of peppa pig being a drug addict.

If you don’t watch your mouth son i’ll send you to Downham Market Academy

by rattyscratty November 6, 2020

johnny marzetti

n. A casserole composed of low-grade ground beef, onions, crushed tomatoes, tomato sauce, and pasta, common in Ohio elementary school cafeterias. The most vile substance ever served for lunch. Trivially easy to prepare, and cheap to make it is a favorite of school administrators.

My first experience with johnny marzetti was also my last. After that, I had my mom pack my lunch for me (in a Star Wars lunchbox).

by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006

Hollow Market

1. A financial market so fragile that even strong companies are decimated by panic selling on Wall Street. 2. A market with almost no real buyers, only frantic sellers.

In this hollow market, even a safe company like Kraft Foods is tanking.

by Peter Kobs February 17, 2009