A act of not shiding for five days and then shitting in condom, freezing it and then using it to sexualy discomfort the hooker.
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Pronounced like the name "Martin" then "net". A Happy go lucky person who's all gleeful and cheery but only because said person is oblivious about reality out of sight.
Wade: Then I said "Wow, this is the best taco I ever had!" Then they gave me a coupon if I to ever go to any of their other branches, Which I WILL DUH I mean "50% off if I buy 5 tacos!!? HOW SWEET IS THAT? Man, Life is good. I wish Jake could appreciate it more and stop being emo all the time lmao"
Felicia: Wade, Jake been struggling to find a job after her mom died last year. Now that she's gone she can't keep her uncle from molesting her at the family's office so she sold her share of the business and whatever her mom left her and her brothers to move in a small block in Brooklyn. She's living off tips in a part time job and smuggle left overs to her brothers because she don't have time to cook trying to put her high school diploma into use and find a stable job
Wade: Oh my God, That's so horrible I didn't know. But why not just get a better job? I'm sure they'll hire her right off the bat, She's a nice girl well when she's not scowling all the time haha
Felicia: . . . You are such a fucking Maritoinette
Felicia: Wade, Jake been struggling to find a job after her mom died last year. Now that she's gone she can't keep her uncle from molesting her at the family's office so she sold her share of the business and whatever her mom left her and her brothers to move in a small block in Brooklyn. She's living off tips in a part time job and smuggle left overs to her brothers because she don't have time to cook trying to put her high school diploma into use and find a stable job
Wade: Oh my God, That's so horrible I didn't know. But why not just get a better job? I'm sure they'll hire her right off the bat, She's a nice girl well when she's not scowling all the time haha
Felicia: . . . You are such a fucking Maritoinette
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This mythical creature feeds off of others misfortunes. This creature is often two faced. It will be nice to you in person, but behind your back will make you miserable. This is how it lives. Off of greed, depression, and putting down others.
This creature lacks interpreting others feelings, will often hurt you emotionally. It is to afraid to cause any physical harm because of its weak stature. The Mariaortzman is very ugly and dirty looking. Having black pubic style looking hair, combed over to hide its ever growing bald spot.
This mythical creature feeds off of others misfortunes. This creature is often two faced. It will be nice to you in person, but behind your back will make you miserable. This is how it lives. Off of greed, depression, and putting down others.
This creature lacks interpreting others feelings, will often hurt you emotionally. It is to afraid to cause any physical harm because of its weak stature. The Mariaortzman is very ugly and dirty looking. Having black pubic style looking hair, combed over to hide its ever growing bald spot.
"what is that odd looking creature underneath that bridge? And why is everyone so depressed and up.....Ohhhh a mariaortzman.
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This is answer to word Olimpija which is on this site. I don't want internet war. Not all Maribor fans are so bad. This is for brainless keyboard warriors kids. If you want to show that you are real fan, come to stadium (not only derbys) and show that you are real fan and not brainless kid on internet. And accept that, to other teams deserve to win too. Every lost is not becuse ref,bad pitch, bad stadium and ... . I wish good luck to every Maribor fan, that is doesn't loud on internet and never go to stadium (Or go to only derby and europan matches). I want to them thats accpet loss, other fans, that is not always other guilty. Show yourself on stadium and not on internet.
This is answer to word Olimpija which is on this site. I don't want internet war. Not all Maribor fans are so bad. This is for brainless keyboard warriors kids. If you want to show that you are real fan, come to stadium (not only derbys) and show that you are real fan and not brainless kid on internet. And accept that, to other teams deserve to win too. Every lost is not becuse ref,bad pitch, bad stadium and ... . I wish good luck to every Maribor fan, that is doesn't loud on internet and never go to stadium (Or go to only derby and europan matches). I want to them thats accpet loss, other fans, that is not always other guilty. Show yourself on stadium and not on internet.
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