marleytard

Very cool person. Never misses

“I love marleytard”

by Mikasafartonme March 6, 2021

Manletarian

A beta of all beta's. A person that is 5"6 and claims to be 5"11. Some are known for their extraordinary talent at short man sports excelling in bird watching, futsal and indoor soccer. Short man syndrome mask their low self esteem with heavy ego lifting at the gymnasium and using weightlifting belts to support their insignificant spine. With a body fat percentage higher than their percentage exam mark to get into Medicine school its no doubt manletarians are below midgets in life.

The 'manletarian' wept as an alpha entered the room and took the spotlight

by whisperingeye6969696969 October 19, 2016

Maltard

A cross between malco-ordinated and a retard

"Oh my god you're such a maltard"

by Tomm0 July 6, 2005

Malltard

N. One who has nothing to do but hang out at the mall or doesn't know what to do with them selves so they just walk around at the mall

v. The action of going to the mall aimlessly or very frequently. Often involving activities like making numerous circuits around the mall, walking into the same store fifty times, or sitting in one spot staring at ppl
adj. Malltarding

That creeper sitting over there is a malltard I see him here every time I come to the mall.

Hey I ain't got ne thing to do let's go malltard it up cuz.

by Azn persuazn February 22, 2010

Maplecandy

Maplecandy can be a synthetic drug with amphetamine-like and hallucinogenic properties.
Taken in pill form, users sometimes take Ecstasy at “raves,” clubs and other parties to keep on dancing and for mood enhancement

Maplecandy is also a candy made out of maple.(Thats basic Knowledge)

Lala :What was wrong with Goaty in my Bday party lastnight ??? She was acting craxy like it was her Bday party >.>

Sanals :Rox gave him a maplecandy :P.Dnt tell me you dont know whats a maplecandy -.-

Lala :Um yeah i know....

Sanals :Duhh you fail!

by horoscope June 5, 2011

Malatard

The combination of maladroit and retard. Maladroit meaning clumsy. So a clumsy retard!

Craig got a ticket for cutting a cop off, what a malatard!

by BZP4LIFE December 1, 2015

mapleboarding

One of the many forms of torture used by the Canadian government in the interrogation and punishment of prisoners. mapleboarding (called "maple syrup torture" in the 16th century and used to test the witchiness of witches) involves holding a person down in a vat of 100% pure Canadian maple syrup. The syrup makes it impossible to breathe and the person feels as if they are about to drown; simultaneously, the thick, viscous sweet fluid constantly bombarding their senses slowly brings them to gustatorial ecstasy. In the end, the prisoner experiences wildly contradictory feelings of panic and bliss, thus freaking them out to the extent that they will do just about anything to avoid more delicious, delicious torture.

The RCMP uses mapleboarding to promote democracy worldwide.

by The mapleboarder August 2, 2021