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Maynard James Keenan

The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.
One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...
by Heather April 7, 2004
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Maynard James Keenan

Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!
How good is Maynard in that Tool song?
by Natalie December 9, 2003
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Maynard Special

The act of locking ones friends/family in a car with the windows up and farting repeatedly. Hazardous to humans and the environment.
Ohh shit that stinks, there's something wrong with you!
by Clementekid May 27, 2010
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Conor Maynard

Conor Maynard is an amazing singer and a huge role model to myself and teens around the country! Conor Maynard's are extremly sexy/fly and the girls "Can't Say No" to him:) Conor Maynard has a really good sense of humour and is always cracking jokes leading his mayniacs (LIKE ME) crying with laughter!
Omg you guys you act so much like Conor Maynard... < HUGE compliment! If someone calls you or says you act like a Conor Maynard you should be very very proud of yourself! Conor Maynard is the best person on this planet!!
by powergirlxxx July 5, 2012
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Maynard James Keenan

Maynard fronts the band tool and a perfect circle. He has a powerful luring voice. He lurs you into the songs. I believe he has a thing for the word "precious" as it is frequently used in both band's songs.
maynard james keenan is my own, my precious.
"Got your hands bound, your head down,
your eyes closed.
You look so precious now."
"What'll it take to get it through to you precious
Over this. Why do you wanna throw it away like this
Such a mess. I don't want to watch you."
"Don't fret precious I'm here,
step away from the window
and go back to sleep"
by hail-rock April 18, 2006
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Maynard James Keenan

vocalist for quite possibly the best band ever formed, a band that pretty much reaches musical perfection, also probably the best singer rock music has ever seen.
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by joe April 1, 2004
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Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson

The greatest high note trumpet player to have ever lived.
Point. Blank.
R.I.P.
"Have you ever heard of Walter "Maynard" "The Boss" Ferguson?"
"Nah, who's he?"
"Only the greatest high note trumpet play to have ever lived. I mean sure others can play as high as him and higher, but there'll never be another Maynard Ferguson (R.I.P.); listen to his rendition of MacArthur Park and you'll see what I mean."
"Alright thanks man, I'll definitely make sure I check him out."
by Brookwood April 1, 2008
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