Montoya

Montoyas look like fat manly lesbians. A Montoya is most likely someone who is trash. Montoyas are seen as ugly as hell and have pizza faces. Montoyas look like they fell off the ugly tree.

girl: he's so cool!

girl: I know! He's so not a Montoya.

by anonymous November 22, 2011

Indigo Montoya

The most adored character on The Princess Bride

"Hello, my name is Indigo Montoya, you killed my father. Prepare to die."

by D-Monkey May 10, 2018

Manoyaise

Semen, often associated with mayonaise.

I'd like manoyaise on my sandwich please.

by Anonymous March 24, 2003

Mantova

Snotty town in the north of Italy, in the region of Lombardy.

Famous for its beautiful architecture and buildings, Mantova is a sleepy (bordering on coma) town where people spend most of their leisure time "facendo le vasche", which is a term to describe 'walking up and down the smart streets pouting at each other's clothes and calculating each other's wealth'.

Mantova is a city in the north of Italy.

by Monkeywrench666 September 30, 2009

Igino Montoya

A man who’s father was killed by a man with six fingers. He repeatedly shouts “MY NAME IS IGINO MONTOYA, YOU KILLED MY FATHER, PREPARE TO DIE!!” He also becomes a badass French swordfighting dude.

Tim: Bro, you killed Igino Montoya’s father? Dude, prepare to die.

by Crackrkid July 3, 2019

Juan Pablo Montoya

The greatest Formula Driver to never win a Championship. He competed in Formula 1 from 2001 to 2006 and is my favorite driver to date.

Person 1: Juan Pablo Montoya is the greatest to never win Championship

Person 2: What make him?

Person 1: Watching him race BMW M-Power V10s is incredibly entertaining, he used to beat Michael Schumacher too.

by Valtteri Bottas 77 fan January 5, 2022

Montoya'd

To get scammed or hustled out of something.

Dude you got Montoya'd on that deal!

by Meanass43 January 23, 2015