manversation

Two heterosexual dudes having a serious/heart to heart conversation

Jonny: hey where's Keith? Hes up in beer pong.
Dan: I think hes on the porch having a manversation with Zack.

by liemaker June 27, 2010

manstruation

A homosexual man who bleeds from the rectum once a month; generally believed to be a psychosomatic effect on only the gayest of the gays.

Yo bitch, is it that time of the month? F-cking manstruation again. I don't mind poop dick, but the bloody poop is such a clash of colors.

by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man

The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

eg: w loots - manstration

by synergyxcoza January 15, 2011

Manstruation

(noun) man-stroo-ay-shun A period of time when a male bleeds from his anus due to excessive wiping. Due to the continuous need to wipe and resulting inability of the anus to heal, the bleeding usually persists for about a week. After a month or so, the male will forget the effects of over-wiping and assault his anus again to ensure cleanliness after a particularly wicked bowel movement which will initiate Manstruation again.

Due to the similar lengths of time/occurrence between this process and female menstruation, as well as the resultant mood swings and general "bitchiness" males display when bleeding from their ass that also accompany females bleeding from their vaginas, this is known as "Manstruation".

(verb) Manstruate
(continuous) Manstruating

"The running back's manstruation was affecting the effectiveness of his play because he was running like he just rode a horse for ten days straight, and felt like it too."

by The Wise Savage June 25, 2015

Manversation

When two men talk to each other about their problems in a non-gay way; to "manversate".

Dude, I got some problems... I don't wanna sound gay... But we need to have a manversation.

by justabro March 2, 2011

Manstruation

A man's version of a period with involves random waves of unexplained anger that would appear to be for little to no reason.

"I think he was on his Manstruation cycle because he broke the remote for no reason".

by ThiccDaddy03 March 4, 2019

Manstruation

Something that happens every other day, and is NOT the same as menstruation. It is when a man becomes irritable, experiences cramps and bleeds from his willy. As shops do not stock male sanitary products, the man often resorts to using tissues or bits of scrap cloth to absorb the bleeding. Unlike menstruation, manstruation happens every other day and only lasts around 10 hours.

"Woah Mike are you experiencing manstruation? Don't worry I've got some toilet paper in here somewhere."

by raddest_kid_around67 February 5, 2021