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Manopause

A condition men experience the day after hunting season ends. Manopausal symptoms may include hot flashes, night sweats, and increased anxiety or irritability. Men ranging from 21-70 are susceptible to this horrible condition. Manopause outbreaks have been documented as early as the Monday after hunting season. Coupled with financial strains, Manopause effects the marriages of millions nationwide.
"Why are you in such a bad mood? Yesterday was the last day of hunting season, I am going through manopause . I'll be fine when Spring gets here.
by Captn C January 30, 2017
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Manopause

The sudden realization every man has when he understands he can no longer eat like a teenager.
"As Craig quickly dressed for an urgent early meeting he stopped instantly having a full manopause right there in his closet when he was unable to button his pants."

"When Nando stepped on the scale at the Doctor's office and saw how much he weighed, he totally manopaused looking like a deer caught in the headlights ."

"Standing naked after a shower, Brandon suddenly yelled, "what the eff.. I manopaused!"
by Bstephen December 8, 2017
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