bull market

Where people expect financial investments to rapidly increase, like in the economic boom of the eighties. It is so called, because masses of first-time investors rush head-first into the markets with thier money, expecting to amass riches beyond belief.

Japan's 1980's bull market was so good that, in 1989, Japan was expected to overtake the United states as the world's richest economy. The reccession of the 90's prevented this.


Today, it is just recovering from a bear market

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Flea Market Montgomery

The greatest commercial ever made.

Flea Market Montgomery is just like, its just like, its just like, a minimall.

by Sub Jan September 12, 2007

Stock market

The fastest way to gain money and lose money.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.

Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

Multi-Level Marketing

Commonly abbreviated MLM, it's a form of selling a product whereby one person recruits other salespeople, who recruits other salespeople, ad nausea and after each sale, everybody above the salesman gets a small piece of commission. To make money in one (98%+ of people don't), one should place much more emphasis on recruiting than sales. Amway is probably the most well-known MLM.

Many MLMs have "optional" national meetings, motivational books and tapes, and other various expenses. The cost of these comes out of pocket of the individual. As a general rule, if you can be one of the first people to join a successful MLM, you'll make a lot of money, especially if you can sell all of this crap to your downline. However, if you're not in this lucky 1-2%, you'll honestly be lucky to break even in your expenses.

There is some technical difference between a pyramid scheme, which is illegal, and an MLM, which is legal. However, nobody but the high-priced lawyers which keep MLMs in business and stealing the money of its starry-eyed employees seem to know what this difference is.

There are too many Multi-Level Marketing organizations to count. After one is shut down by bankruptcy or the government, two new ones sprout from the ground.

by iLikeSoup March 28, 2011

Downham Market Academy

A prison where the students get tortured and abused. They are locked in there with deadly karens, and nonces. Also where every single staff have sharp rat features and saggy bellies. Staff to work at DMA clean the floors by licking them , rubes coffee over themselves instead of showering and have repeated nightmares of peppa pig being a drug addict.

If you don’t watch your mouth son i’ll send you to Downham Market Academy

by rattyscratty November 6, 2020

Hollow Market

1. A financial market so fragile that even strong companies are decimated by panic selling on Wall Street. 2. A market with almost no real buyers, only frantic sellers.

In this hollow market, even a safe company like Kraft Foods is tanking.

by Peter Kobs February 17, 2009

Flea Market Feeling

When you have had your fun but are ready to leave. Referring to that distinct feeling one gets after about 30-45 minutes at the local flea market on a Saturday afternoon.

This concert was pretty cool but I gotta admit I'm getting that flea market feeling. Let's bail.

by doodieholmes February 21, 2015