mangle

1.To strongly hold and grip the scrotum/pouch/sack with fairly excessive force. Can, at times, be done with a gently and caressing motiong; which would then be referred to as "semi-mangling."
2.Usually done to punish someone for their wrongdoing by applying pain to their testicular region.
David did a slaughering mangle to the friend next to him for flashing his balls.
by Randy Asakura April 23, 2004
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what you bike does when it gets run over by a train
i was jus ridin along an my bike got mangled by a train!!!
by dave April 09, 2003
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The state of having an extreme high percentage of alcohol in your system, which is greater than your urine output
Tim: 'Ethan lad. Last night you were mangled'
Ethan: 'No I wasn't, you must be dreaming it'
Heron: 'Ethan, lets be real here, you were infact Mangled'
by Jeff n inspiration October 28, 2018
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When you’re so high you loose your state of consciousness and go completely west
Oi last night I was mangled off that MD
by Gurner Kings November 19, 2018
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A word to describe how you feel after an extremely heavy night and then to tell everyone that you designed the word mangled.
"I feel mangled" "did you know I made up this word"
by Cock Higgins June 26, 2012
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A variation of the sexual "triangle" position in which two females simultaneously position themselves facing each other over a prostrate man's face and penis while kissing, the mangle is a similar triangle formed instead by three males. The term "mangle" is short for "man triangle". The male lying prostrate is referred to as the hypotenuse. A participant in the mangle is a mangler.
"Due to Andy's short height, he was the hypotenuse in an acute isosceles mangle last night."
by MacGregDogg September 29, 2006
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A state once achieved by Lucious the Great. It requires tripping on acid, then slowly drinking a half a case of beer over the course of the evening, then smoking a lot of pot. It usually produces a facial expression resembling near-death or being under the influence of strong anesthetics.
That kid is mangled... he should probably go to sleep before he hurts himself...
by chester January 30, 2004
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