In reply to most of the other definitions on here, i am 3/4 Manc and i am not 'horrible,a waster,a slut,a junkie,a rapist,a peadophile' or anything else you have claimed us to be. There are some Mancs who let us down,it DOES NOT mean we are all like it. There are a few people in every place you go to.Wherever you lot live aint perfect either.I can guarantee it.I live in Devon now and i have actually heard of just as much trouble going on here as i did in ,Manchester. You need to concentrate on what ur own area is like rather than judging everywhere else.
Any other Mancs that agree with me? Or just anyone at all that agrees?
by Missy16 October 22, 2007
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scummy lil fuckers who use words like mint and think there boss most of them have moved out of manchester beacuse of the immigrants moving into manchester
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by kidaaaa July 20, 2006
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illuminous kappa trackie wearing, earing sporting, skinhead with long fringe and overall shitstabber
woman who turns out to be a male manc cos the earing decieved u but the kappa trackie never
by kieran steel October 15, 2003
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Another word for jizz, sperm, and ejaculation. Except. Mance is more of a brownish yellowish color then a white. Also, it is more liquidy, due to the fact that it has less sperm cells then normal ejaculation. This is safe to swallow.
Boy: I'm gonna mance!

Girl: the mouth is opennn (;
by Lizardgirl11 June 17, 2011
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A person who hails from Manchester..A dark gloomy shithole in the Nothwest of England...glue sniffing and smoking roll ups is the norm in most parts of Manchester...Easily identified (males) 6 stone dripping wet..D.I.Y tattoos usually with the word "dawn" or "Lisa" on their arm..dressed head to toe in either fake adidas clothing or hand me down Kappa....(females) Scrawny,smackhead look alikes with teeth like shin pads...greasy,slick back hair,with 2 thin strands hanging over their forehead..mostly seen in either benidorm or Faliraki loved up with a local olive picker.

Inbred..unfunny..morbid..gutless..scruffy..ugly..smelly..robbing.... All followed by the word MANC BASTARD
Manc " Look at that flash bastard in that umbro trackie"
by Clever Trevor January 28, 2011
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mancs are the werst horribl cunts of de earth they al need shootin in the head an they cant dress they have there hair spiked up and have the nerve 2 skit scouser 4 there dress sense every manc is a shitouse wen i go on oliday i alwayz meet a manc an everyone of the bastards are scared of scousers
bastards wit der hair spiked up wa da fuk is tha about u manc wankers
by scouser tom September 12, 2006
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basically a manc or mancunian whicheva floats ya boat is sum1 from manchesta! dey luv der kappa trakkies n der fat gold loop earrings n der chains n so-called 'bling'. dey luv der greased back hair wit 2 strands hangin in front ov der faces! dey also fink dey have da best fashion senses eva wit der purple leggins and lime green kappa trakky tops! dey are all slags aswell n dey rob all da fit men from liverpool coz dey cant fynd ne wer dey cum from!!!!!! :P o ye n dey fink der all gorgeous!
charlotte is a manc slag! no1 lyks er even her fella dont! she has da greasiest hair yav eva cn n hueva told er 2 go blonde needs shootin!!!!
by manc h8a March 12, 2005
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