malporned

not being provided with adequate porn; deprived of access to decent porn for an extended period of time.

Dude, I have been traveling around Africa and Asia. I am seriously malporned. Give me anything, even that Paris Hilton Kazaa crap.

by Pinocchio April 1, 2005

Malprovement

A malprovement is what happens when something that is "upgraded" or "improved" turns out worse than before.

Some of the malprovements made to the program were changing it to a web-based application, requiring a login and password, and the extended wait times for each web page to download the unnecessary directories while trying to get to the form I'm looking for when before, all I had to do was open the program.

by Connie September 12, 2004

malapert

Someone who is spicy or overly bold.

Josh was being a malapert with his opinions on Facebook again...

by Baneslayer August 30, 2012

Malerie

A gorgeous woman (not girl) who is well aware of her surroundings, is loved by all including women. Every man wants her, every girl wishes she could be her. She is clever, witty, sarcastic, and perfect in everyway.

Damn, that one chick is one of the coolest bitches I have ever met, I bet she's a Malerie!

by treeme77654 December 21, 2008

malaperda

another greek word for cock

fae ti malaperda mou

by ALX September 20, 2003

Malker

Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children

"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"

by Malker May 3, 2014

malmerated

way past drunk
way past hammered
way past wasted

I got malmerated last night!

by jt snook March 13, 2009