Yngwie Malmsteen

Guitar Legend. Neo-Classical Metal guitarist from Sweden.

If a posseur got within 1.5 kilometres of Yngwie Malmsteen while he was playing his mighty axe, they'd catch alite and die.

by Fryhtanic September 29, 2003

Malmö

Malmö is the third largest town of Sweden. Malmö is located in southern Sweden, in a part of Sweden called Scania (Skåne, in Swedish).

By American standards, Malmö is pretty small; Malmö doesn't even have a million habitants.

I was in Malmö yesterday.

by QauNuckShin March 25, 2004

Yngwie Malmsteen

Neo Classical Guitarist

Created the genre known as "shred" in which the guitarist plays various difficult scales and harmonies...

Many people believe his music is repetitive and others think he is too arrogant for his own good

Yngwie J Malmsteen is a guitar god!

by Junglemanchild January 26, 2005

malmerated

way past drunk
way past hammered
way past wasted

I got malmerated last night!

by jt snook March 13, 2009

Yngwie Malmsteen

A total dick as a person, but an amazing guitar player nonetheless.

by Da Dude October 17, 2003

Yngwie Malmsteen

Really REALLY fucking fast neo-classical percision guitar soloist.
Can play more notes than you can register in your head.

Yngwie RULES

by Nitro March 2, 2003

malmgren

You know the type, people who just think that they’re the shit when they’re actually just shitty and a creepy perverted oldman. Excessive arrogance is frustrating enough when you have something to back it up, but it’s just awful when you don’t.

My dick is so big I can use it as a kickstand.

Quit being a malmgren

by Justforfun356 May 19, 2016