Nostalgia Malignancy

When you annoy your children and others with exaggerated stories of your own childhood.
Bragging about how you walked five miles to school in two feet of snow, uphill both ways, is nothing but nostalgia malignancy.
by BayLeaves June 11, 2021
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malignant neoplasm

noun. any unexpected cell group discovered to be present within the body thus causing in it's host the knee-jerk reaction "Cut that fucking inhomogeneous mass out of me now!" and further, the life-altering experience of "fighting for ones life" through questioning theology, human existence and the philosophical mind-body relationship.
also known as malignant tumor.
Girl, "Honey, what did the doctor say?"
Boyfriend, "It's an inhomogeneous malignant neoplasm, dear. There is some amorphous mass growing inside me and living off me."
by angry girlfriend March 22, 2006
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Malignant Cunt Lougie

Someone who is such an asshole you have to doubt they are actually the product of sperm and egg. You might begin to wonder if they are infact a cunt lougie that started to multiply like a cancer, but somehow still ended up with 2 arms 2 legs and a head.
by KarenClutterbuck October 03, 2021
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malignant

Describes somethwing very evil and dangerous. For example, a tumour can be malignant when incurable.
Gift: That Fufu I just ate was malignant on my stomach!
Present: Isnt It!
by ilovefufu232323 July 28, 2024
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Malign male hyperplasia

When a male ego gets to big. When he inhibits himself by having the need to be the greatest in everything when he picks a partner. When he wants to be smarter, taller and earn more money than his lady even though he would have the chance to increase survival of his offspring by doing the opposite.
Man, that dude just turned down that extraordinary lady.

Yeah, she is a medical dr and also taller than him.

Yeah, he prefers to carry the economical burden and be the bigger man by himself. She asked me if he didn't like him and i answered her that probably the dude is just suffering from, malign male hyperplasia.
by Louise Berglund January 20, 2017
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Nostalgia Malignancy

When you annoy your children and others with exaggerated tales of your difficult childhood.
Bragging about how you walked five miles to school in two feet of snow, uphill both ways, is nothing but nostalgia malignancy.
by BayLeaves June 11, 2021
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Malignant psycho

An insult to use to a person when you’re projecting your own behaviors onto them.
Betty: “you’re kind of entitled

Mark: “I’m incredibly offended! you’re a malignant psycho!”
by 5643yeahright February 23, 2024
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