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malignant neoplasm

noun. any unexpected cell group discovered to be present within the body thus causing in it's host the knee-jerk reaction "Cut that fucking inhomogeneous mass out of me now!" and further, the life-altering experience of "fighting for ones life" through questioning theology, human existence and the philosophical mind-body relationship.
also known as malignant tumor.
Girl, "Honey, what did the doctor say?"
Boyfriend, "It's an inhomogeneous malignant neoplasm, dear. There is some amorphous mass growing inside me and living off me."
by angry girlfriend April 6, 2006
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malignacratic

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malignacrat

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a totalitarian, criminal, self-imposed, illegal government, regime, or polity, categorized as holding a cancerous, tumorous, affliction, and disease-like condition and disposition.
Fascist and Nazi regimes are malignacratic polities.
by Baron Braose July 7, 2021
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malignacratical

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malignatocracy

To be malignacratical refers to...

(a) a condition of being evil and nefarious.

(b) a social or political condition that is inherently malevolent, baleful, and morally depraved

(c) one whose actions and resolution lack moral adhesion and direction.
The actions of a tyrant are malignacratical.
by Baron Braose July 9, 2021
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malignacal

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malignatocracy

(a) a condition of being evil and nefarious.

(b) a social or political condition that is inherently malevolent, baleful, and morally depraved

(c) one whose actions and resolution lack moral adhesion and direction.
The amoral and sinister actions of a tyrant are malignacal .
by Baron Neville July 9, 2021
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Malignant Narcissism

Oh? You did a study to confirm the thing that I saw with my naked eye? And I was CORRECT AGAIN? Hohohohoho! I got them good brains baby! At a correlation of .6 no less!?
Hym "Hooooooooooo-MAN! Look at all this malignant narcissism I saw years before the most accomplished psychologist on the planet! Wow I must be some kind of genius! Great job me! Wooooooooo!"
by Hym Iam June 17, 2023
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malignant

Describes somethwing very evil and dangerous. For example, a tumour can be malignant when incurable.
Gift: That Fufu I just ate was malignant on my stomach!
Present: Isnt It!
by ilovefufu232323 July 28, 2024
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Malignant Narcissist

Yea, hey, fuck you buddy! Is that not allowed? Ok. I'll just stop. Because that's how THAT works. The reason people are malignant narcissists is that they are fundamentally incapable of being self aware and, therefore, if only we could get them to stop being the thing that they are and will never cease to be, then... THEN they would be better. In what way? I don't know. But they wouldn't think they were better than me and that's all I really care about..."
Shill Maher "Trumps a malignant narcissist!"

Hym "And therefore what?"

Shipl Maher "So the foreign leaders can manipulate him!"

Hym "That's the opposite of how that works- How much do you know about any of that? And again, therefore what?"

Shill Maher "Then he shouldn't be president?"

Hym "Wait, hold on. I'M a malignant narcissist? What exactly should I not be able to do in life according to shill maher and why should that be a barrier to entry in any realm? Assburgers can fuck their caregivers in their grow homes but narcissists can't be allowed to... What? Get people to like them? That's really what it seems to be! And it relates to my thing! That's what it's all about! You don't want people to like narcissists. Because THEN you're less likable than a narcissist! You can't STAND it. AT ALL! That's the problem you and all the other atheists have with him! I found it! The kinetic through-line! THAT'S IT! You don't want people to like narcissists... But they DO LIKE NARCISSISTS. So now, deranged witch hunt for narcissists. That's what it is. That's all this is about."
by Hym Iam September 5, 2023
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