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Malalai

Malalai is a name from afghanistan. The meaning behind it is pretty, clever girl. The Malalai's is a secret company that want to take over the world, to use their hair power. Thats why they usually have long, brown hair that they use to hide their intelligent and act blonde and stupid.

When they get a feeling of a threat they scream loudly to get attention. When they get the attention that they want, they tall about the Kvilaases.

The Malalai's multiply quickly and usually have a several sisters, so she can brainwash them and use as their benefit.

Their nails are usually painted pink and they are long so they can be used to claw out eyeballs. The pink color is to camouflage the blood from the eyeballs after you squeeze out the eyeballjuice.

The Malalai's is not so scary as it seems. They are actually very nice if they're not angry at you and if you're not an afghanian (then she make an evil plan to eat you in a köftesoup)
"HEEEELP! I though she was nice"
"It's a Malalai"
by Sveinthedwarf February 14, 2014
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Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will be pleased and calm down.
Malakai: ugh ugh I beat you up
Normal peace loving Individual: throws a banana at his head and walks away.
by JosefromdaHoods January 16, 2009
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Malakai is very cool.
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Manawai

Very nice guy he is very good at everything very strong if u want to scrap him your shin might crack in half because he is to strong.
Manawai is a very friendly person and likes fighting people bigger than him he always wins of course.
He always sweeps than off there feet cause he's to good for everyone iykyk.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Malakai

Primate, usually found only on the Virgin Islands but was recently also discovered in south florida. His primary food source is his own mucus which he harvests with his bare hands by blowing his breaths through his nose. This is a very aggressive species which is hard to tame, however it has been reported, that if you throw a banana at it, it will calm down and will be easier to handle. Like a monkey.
Malakai : Ugh..ugh...I beat you up.
Metrosexual Peace-Loving Individual: Throws a banana and walks away.
by JoseFromdahoods January 18, 2009
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malacai

Malacai is a sweet guy and a good kisser i want to be his gf one day malacai. Will do anything to make a girl happy some girls treat him bad
Malacai is cute i love u
by Love u baby December 4, 2015
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Malaaikah

Her name means Angel in Arabic and most of the time fits her definition but if you try her she will destroy you. Great almond shaped eyes and an exotic skin tone like that of the Brazilian sun. A great friend and puts her all in every friendship of hers. Has great advice and can read people very well but is a lowkey savage.
Omggg did you see Malaaikah and what she said to that girl!! I didn't know she was both beautiful and could be a savage
by pengsuizegang June 17, 2017
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