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Malalai

Malalai is a name from afghanistan. The meaning behind it is pretty, clever girl. The Malalai's is a secret company that want to take over the world, to use their hair power. Thats why they usually have long, brown hair that they use to hide their intelligent and act blonde and stupid.

When they get a feeling of a threat they scream loudly to get attention. When they get the attention that they want, they tall about the Kvilaases.

The Malalai's multiply quickly and usually have a several sisters, so she can brainwash them and use as their benefit.

Their nails are usually painted pink and they are long so they can be used to claw out eyeballs. The pink color is to camouflage the blood from the eyeballs after you squeeze out the eyeballjuice.

The Malalai's is not so scary as it seems. They are actually very nice if they're not angry at you and if you're not an afghanian (then she make an evil plan to eat you in a köftesoup)
"HEEEELP! I though she was nice"
"It's a Malalai"
by Sveinthedwarf February 14, 2014
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Malakai

Malakai is a very handsome and gorgeous man. He is very kind and generous with a very good talent for sport.
I dare u ask out the hottest person in school, Malakai
by turtlelikecat November 8, 2014
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Dirty Malakai

Well Malakai is a lightskin, sexy asf, but doesn’t know how to choose the right girl. Also he DOES NOT have hoes, girls just like him.
Yo it’s Dirty Malakai with his sexy ass!
by mal brownymjkd April 16, 2020
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Malala

A very nice human who is extremely cute and smart. A lot of people wish to be her as she is an inspiration to everyone. Even Beyonce loves her. She is the most loving and caring human you will ever meet and you would be very lucky to find a Malala. (BTW not the Malala that was shot in the head).
I wish I can be a Malala one day, they are so adorable.
by Saltypeoplearebae April 18, 2018
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Malakai

Malakai a short kid with amazing hair with a lot of friends and a huge dick I mean huge 6in+ malakai has a lot of friends who love him and he’s always dating someone
Malakai is so hot
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Malala

A young teenage girl who fought for rights.
Malala gave girls right to go to school
by hi! November 29, 2017
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Malakai

A Gorgeous and handsome fella! Very fun and energetic
On seeing a very good looking guy oooo there goes aMalakai
by lilicedgems February 3, 2010
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