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Maidenless 

The act of having no females, popularized by an npc in the game Elden Rings.
Person 1: "I got 99 problems but a maiden ain't one"
Person 2: "Your maidenless, doing maidenless task gtfo".

Maidenless 

Ryan Down
You seen that guy Ryan Down”
Yeah he maidenless”
Maidenless by Avocado 6942069 March 19, 2022

Maidenless 

The lack of having maidens.

A prime example of Maidenless man is Mr MCCARROLL
Don’t hate me cause I’m not Maidenless Maybe if you got rid of that old yee yee ass haircut, you'd get some Maidens on yo dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Tarniiissshed

Maidenless 

Anybody who has played a single souls game, warthunder, cup head, getting over it, osu, LOL, overwatch, FNF, warzone, cold war, tarkov, dahood players, and Undertale series. Being maidenless is the equivalent to having "No Bitches".
"Oh, yes... Tarnished, are we?

Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?

Of course you have. No shame in it.

Unfortunately for you, however, you are maidenless.

Without guidance, without the strength of runes, and without an invitation to the Roundtable Hold...

You are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity."
Maidenless by OKVBOKODS March 24, 2022

Maidenless 

Thou shalt not be maidenless
Maidenless by MaidenlessOne April 30, 2022

Maidenless 

The lack of a romantic partner, this term is also used to point out individuals who have lost themselves in their sexual frustration, and as such, can no longer think in a rational way.
Oh, yes... Tarnished, are we?

Come to the Lands Between for the Elden Ring, hmm?

Of course you have. No shame in it.

But I’m afraid you’re plumb out of luck.

You are maidenless. A bit player, fully divorced from the strength of runes.

Feel free to go off and die in a ditch somewhere.
Maidenless by Leaucard July 9, 2022