Magnetard

Stupidity that transcends the norm.

He's such a magnetard, he can't even tie his shoes.

by Grimbotim October 7, 2019

manitard

the words maniac and retard fused together. used to describe someone who drives like a maniac/retard in hazardous conditions and thinks that all wheel drive makes them invincible.

This person passing me is such a manitard, you can't even see the road.

by Blankfacehand March 7, 2011

manturd

1. a man completely covered in chocolate donut gem coating, which sometimes attracts numerous flies who say, "is that a chocolate dipped man or is that a man-sized turd?"

2. a guy being a shit

3. a man's feces

1. "is that a chocolate dipped man or is that a man-sized turd?"

2. he is such a manturd!

3. there's a manturd in the toilet.

by TribalE August 4, 2006

Magnitude

1: greatness of size or extent

Magnitude is a part of the worlds core

by Cutiecupcake789 October 14, 2015

magnitry

Propensity of iPhone, iTouch and iPad users to slide their fingers up and across objects in an attempt to magnify them.

After repeated attempts to magnitry her Entertainment Weekly, Vonda decided to put on her reading glasses instead.

by thehawk525 June 16, 2011

Magnitude

The attitude your girlfriend gets when you havnt given her the magnum in a while

Damn Rachel's got magnitude like a mf since michaels been sluffin

by #1biznatch July 8, 2019

magnitude!

With Magnitude: Used to greatly emphasize how you do something or how great something is. The term is derived from Despicable Me's Vector, as he states "I am committing crime with both direction and magnitude!"

"I work hard, I always get things done with magnitude!"
"My phone has a camera, a great CPU, and magnitude!"
"Ryan is a great guy, he's got magnitude!"

by ButHonestlyWhyThough January 13, 2020