Muffined

The word to describe the action of being stoned/drugged up. Usually results from the consumption of a large quantity of penecillin. People who are muffined usually find fat bald doctors attractive during the period of being muffined.

Person: Hey Chris! You look totally muffined!!
Chris: Oh yeah i totally went overboard on the penecillin last night, some fat bald doctor gave me it.

by kidvicious1 May 30, 2009

maffing

to maff is to be a turd.
the act of maffing is turding.

hey, why are you such a maff?
i'm maffing right now

by mypseudonymonymonym October 27, 2013

Muffiness

Acting in the manner or like a muffin

That girl has a muffiness about her

by BUCdLO January 23, 2010

Maffin

Somebody who uses a combination of martial arts and dance skills to intimidate people.

"Holy crap, that guy's pulling a maffin, let's get the hell out of here!"

by Jez B September 2, 2013

Maffin

Mexican Pronunciation of the word "Muffin". Pronounced Ma - Feen .

Me: On my way to Porto's, do you want anything mom?
Mom: Si, traeme un Maffin . (English Translation: Yes, bring me a Muffin.)

by ElChupaCabras February 19, 2018

Maffise

A slang way of saying 'massive'

Your house is maffise mate

by Yemmmy May 10, 2019

Maffina

Someone named Maffina is a a person who doubles is an absolute dickhead but will back you up when you need to. You should always be nice to a maffina because the favour will return eventually or it might not

X: Hey you see that guy he’s friends with maffina

Y : hes so lucky

X : yeah I have to run tho his goons might make me woof

by maffthekingofeterbeek November 20, 2021