buttplug maestro

the master of the buttplug

Mother walks in on gay son using buttplug she gave him for Christmas, "wow you've fairly mastered that buttplug son!" to which the son replies "I know, I am the true buttplug maestro."

by TheKettleMan May 14, 2013

Manstral Cycle

when a guy acts like a bitch for several days on end and does so on a regular basis but is an alright person most of the time similar to when a girl is pmsing

dave "hey brian is complaining about not feeling well and doesn't want to go to the bar tonight"
mike "yeah he is on his manstral cycle

by Jeeves724 June 9, 2009

manstration

when a man is in a particularly unpleasant mood, for no appearant reason.

A short tempered man
The male term for PMS, or bitchiness

Kyle: Dude just shut up already, you're annoying the hell out of me.

Sammy: Would you like me to get a tampon for that manstration?

by Ima Crazy Bitch August 15, 2009

mastralbating

To perform sexual acts on one's physical body whilst in the astral plane.

James astral planes and then sucks his body's dick. It's pretty hilarious to watch him mastralbating.

by Tnutz5000 October 4, 2010

Malestration

Also known as Man PMS, when a man is real moody after a very stressful situation. Usually lasts a day or two but it has been reported that some men keep up with their malestration for a whole week or more.

Man 1: Hey, whats up?
Man 2: Nothin much just chillin.
(Man 1 steps on Man 2's foot on accident)
Man 2: HOLY FUCK WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM GET OUT OF MY WAY OR IM GONNA ROCK YOUR SHIT! IM THEJUGGERNAUGHT BITCH!
Man 1: Damn, whats causing your malestration?

by ryanscott23 September 28, 2009

maestrobate

Adj: The act of pretending to conduct an orchestra while classical music plays, often in a grandiose and unrealistic fashion. An iconic mimed gesture similar to the Sad Violin, Call Me, He's Drunk, et al gestures. maestrobation, maestrobator

As Stravinsky's Firebird Suite neared it's stirring climax, Jim raised his arms and began to maestrobate.

by ExecuMutant August 30, 2006

maestro

The word to cue the DJ to start the music. Then you throw down with your rhymes, moves etc.

You all ain't seen nothin' yet. MAESTRO! (boogies)

by DKLONE August 17, 2007