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Mandy Speed

Man, that truck was going Mandy Speed!
by ChazetheChat November 7, 2010
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Muddy Shot

When a man pumps fecal matter into their urethra and then ejaculates it out.
"I can still smell the Muddy Shot Daniel sprayed all over my face last night"
by DuffDingle March 6, 2022
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miley and mandy show

The miley and mandy show is a youtube show that 15 year old star Miley Cyrus has started with her friend, and 21 year old dancer Mandy Jiroux, who also happends to be a glamour model, and there a pictures of her all over the net wearing 'sexy' lingerine and bunny ears, etc. She is a bad influence on young Miley.

The show consists of the two sluts talking about crap, and mostly running around screaming like retarted tweeny boppers. Alot of people watch the show, but only the stupid 13 year old girls of Youtube find it funny.

The twosome have made about 9 videos so far, one of which is a dance battle with the choreographer from blockbuster step up 2.

On the showshomepage, Miley writes something like: "99% of the video comments are wonderful and encouraging, but we sometimes get afew that are just rude and uncalled for"
It's more than only 1% bad comments.. Looking at them, It's probably the other way around.

The girls stupidly did a parody a video from fellow Disney Channel stars, Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez's show, causing abit of discreet bitchiness. In a recent interview with Twist Magazine, Selena says that neither her or Demi got offended by the parody, and that 'It was flattering! They do say immitation is the nicest form of flattery' which to me sounds abit sarcastic..

If you ask me, the whole idea for the show is just going to cause more controversy, say if Miley accidently does a seductive pose or something without thinking about it, Disney have a stupid hissy fit and yet ANOTHER Miley Cyrus scandol kicks off.

But what confuses me the most, why the fuck is a 21 year old doing hanging round with a 15 year old?
Basic miley and mandy show episode:
Miley: Hey guys!
Mandy: YEEEP
Miley: WOOOO YEEP TEEE LAA LAA WOOP
*Both girls laugh for no reason endlessley for about 5 hours while preteen girls sit and watch for no reason whatsoever*
Random preteen slut: THE MILEY AND MILEY SHOW ROCKS!
Normal Preteen, or anyone else with sense: WTF are you watching this crap for?
by xBELIVEIBLEDx June 2, 2008
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muddy slay ride

titty fucking a girl backwards so you can grind your asshole up and down her face
by hella cogswella May 12, 2008
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muddy spatula

Using your shit covered penis as a cooking utensil to avoid making more dirty dishes.
After Connor fucked Kylie in the ass he used his penis as a Muddy Spatula to mix some brownie batter so he wouldnt have to do the dishes again.
by DieselJesus69 October 17, 2019
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Muddy Sheeting

Going to a hotel for the purpose of scat play in nice sheet. Ideally a Doubletree.
Travis and Jennifer had a weekend of Muddy Sheeting planned. They booked a nice hotel downtown and brought baby wipes.
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bIG mUDDY sLIDE!

When a girl is wet and the guy slips into the butthole...accidentally! Owwww...This is called the biG mUDDY sLIDE!
I had a guy accidentally slip into my butthole and I HATED it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is called the bIG mUDDY sLIDE!
by GIRL IN MT June 25, 2007
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