Macro Crabs

a single computer instruction that results in a series of instructions in machine language. for crabs.

man don't push alt+5, you'll get macro crabs

by sloppy2nd December 18, 2010

Bone Marrow Babies

A bone marrow baby is when "alt girls" or "kam girls" use their bone marrow to make a baby.

how long can they survive?
Answer: not even one week and he/she/alien gone

What do they look like?
Answer: imagine a human with 5 eyes, 9 arms and 1 leg with 4 tongues

the mom: Hey! Say mommy.. say mommy....
the baby: &@^$9284&@(@*/2(@93&55*
the mom: oh sweetie you will learn more words 🥰
the baby: €✓¥´×€{₩`ו€¥`02848
*after 4 days*
mom: *screams* WHY DID HE DIE?!

some guy: bone marrow babies am i right? 😂

by Prax1s October 18, 2020

cat macro

(Also lolcat.) A picture of a cat doing something seemingly-innocuous, with words photoshopped over the picture. Probably an offshoot of the orly owl.

"I see what you did there", "oh, hi, I upgraded your ram", and "aggressive cat is aggressive/defensive cat is defensive" are three popular cat macros.

by Yet Another Josh Cohen February 11, 2007

Macrophilia

A sexual fetish relating to being shrunk or being around a giant(ess). Macrophiliacs get a sexual thrill from the idea of being at the mercy of either a gentle or violent giantess. This fetish is linked with fetishes of being eaten, being squashed under the giantess' foot or butt, worshipping the giantess to having her go on a rampage.

Ever since John was a kid he drew pictures of giant women. Now that he is older he searches "giantess" on youtube. John has macrophilia.

by Delende December 20, 2008

Macrobe

(1) A body-less head.
A head that has been severed in a sterilized sanitary severing device. And then begins to march over you.

See "March of the Macrobes" by Blaster the Rocketman

Macrobes! Here comes the heads! The chosen heads! of the bodiless Men!

by IMM539 February 10, 2009

Macron

verb
To do something during a long period of time without any significant result.

You macroned this task the whole sprint!

by Senya77 June 3, 2022

Macron Calvitie

French for "omg i love this government and i certainly don't want a revolution against this really bad leader who doesn't care about its people and workers and only cares about the richs".

-hey look at this new post from the fr*nch president !
-omg i'm going to comment "macron calvitie" to show my support !
-me too !

by quarkup the frog April 11, 2023