Maternal-Paparazzi

A mother (or father: see paternal-paparazzi) that always takes photos or movies of her kids no matter what they are doing.

That mother is always taking pictures of her kids at the park like she is a member of the maternal-paparazzi.

by bigsky March 8, 2009

Maternitized

The negative effect of Maternity on a previously hot chick. A combination of the words "Maternity" & "Traumatized". Syptoms include abnormally large butt, muffintops, and saggy breasts.

Ted: "Hey I hooked up with Karen last night!"
Vince: "So what? She's been maternitized"

by t0pl355 April 28, 2010

McErnie

n. A creature that can take on the world w/one knee. An extraordinary man with the most lovely bedroom eyes, an absurdly seductive grin, and one tight ass. This mamal has adapted to all sorts of enviroments. Enviroments such as living in a world where hearts can pursue the many flaws of insecurities. He's intelligent. He's hardworking. He's funny. He's definitely lovable. He leads a very intense life and proves himself to be very hardy in doing so.

He's amazing.

1.This one right here is no Chuck Norris or Superman, he is McErnie.

2.McErnie, oh yeah, he's also not like those other pussy-crazy assholes out there, he is a decent kid.

by Ransome15 January 30, 2010

Retarded Macerena

Some dumbass dance they make you do on theater even though it sucks dick and nobody likes it.

Side note I writing this because I sick of doing this god damn dance all the time just because 8th graders can’t Make dances any Less fucking stupid

Jesus Christ, there making us do the Retarded Macerena again. You think it’s to late to back out of theater?

by .I hate myself. January 23, 2020

Macerate

The process by which a person orgasms due to someone or something that occurs around them (usually not sexual but can be). This tends to occur on the more serious and professional side of orgasms. Not to be confused with masturbation.

As soon as Rebecca heard the satisfying sound, she ran home and macerated

by BigDickVik March 12, 2018

your maternal lineage

Insult simular to "your mother" but more insulting because your not only insulting their mother, your instulting all their maternal lineage. (Thats their mum, grand mum, great-grand mum ect)

Father: "What subject did you score highest in school, son?"

Pretentious teen rebel: "Your maternal lineage."

by sami yamamoto June 25, 2005

maternal unit

The female body that gave birth to a person who chooses not to recognize that female as their mother for whatever reason. A disowned biological mother.

Jennifer isn't my mother. She's the maternal unit that happened to give birth to me.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009