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mabit

An extremely flambouyant furry, who is also jacked as shit. Most likely through the use of steroids. He/she is also most likely a violent douchewheel.
Bro, see the Mabit over by the furry collectables?
Thats one skinny Mabit. Bro.
by TwoFeathersJay May 12, 2018
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Mabitch

That's a mabitch
by MahBitch September 16, 2022
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Bitch I'm a Bus

So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.
Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."
by juanchopancho February 22, 2011
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Bitch, I'm a Bus.

The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.

Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.
Example 1

Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 2

Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 3

Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."
by bluersx February 25, 2011
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I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

This phrase is pretty much useful in any situation. It shows that you are a higher individuals than others.
In a game of baseball, Johnny has just pitched a no-hitter.
Teammate: How'd you do that?
Johnny: 'Cause I'm a Klingon, BITCH!!

A mom sends a very upset Veroniqua upstairs.
Mom: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Veroniqua: I'm a FUCKIN Klingon, BITCH!!!!
by Ass Kicka June 5, 2011
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M.A.C. bitch

n. an asian slut with way too much makeup on (like those who work at M.A.C. Cosmetics) to the point where you cannot see the relevance between them and their respective family members.

examples of how to identify a M.A.C. bitch:
1. see if you can see the individual hairs of her eyebrows
2. see if you can tell what her natural skin color is
3. see if her makeup always matches her outfit, down to her wetseal thong
M.A.C. bitches who go to the predominantly asian clubs every weekend, who usually have 'ties' with the bouncers.
by happyfunker March 16, 2009
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