M5

If you're as clogged up as this road, you need to go to hospital. Free carpark for 19 years and now a $8 carpark.

"I'm coming home on the M5 tonight."
"See you next Christmas, if you actually get home"

by chaslicfanboy November 24, 2020

///M5

Symbol for the BMW M5.

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by EJL February 24, 2004

M5 Stuart

The upgraded variant of the M3 Stuart. Howerver, its 37 mm cannon was crappy against the newer german tanks it encountered in WW2 Europe. It's armor was also weak making it easy to hit, but fought against the Japanese well in the Pacific.

Tank Commander: God damn it! Another fucking ricochet on that PzIV.
Gunner: This M5 Stuart sucks ass.
*tank gets hit and explodes*

by Kim Jong II April 17, 2013

bmw m5

As stated in Geneva in March 2004 the M5 will have over 500 HP. The M5 will be able to put out over 100 HP / litre. The official specifications are:

Engine code: S65
8250 rpm redline
507 HP (373 kW) @ 7750 rpm
520 Nm torque @ 6100 rpm
Weight: 240 kg
Stroke: 75,2 mm Bore: 92 mm
MS S65 engine managements hardware, software and functioning are developed in-house at BMW M

Gearshifts are possible with the SMGIII even with the throttle pressed fully to the floor.

by lue_driver March 31, 2005

bmw m5 e39

a Badass car that gives you a lot of chicks. Also it's very fast. Probably the best sports sedan made in 2000s.

Omg he bought a BMW m5 e39, he's so badass

by Kas skaitys tas gaidys December 3, 2020

BMW M5

A beautiful German sedan that looks like any regular stylish sedan but has the blood of a high performance sports car. It will smoke your average ricey import.

The guy in the BMW M5 just smoked my little Honda by 100 car lenghts! WTF! I thought it was just a regular family car I was trying to race for fun!!! This isn't fair!

by import_killer July 24, 2008

bmw m5

An autobahn dwelling sedan who's sole goal is to smack around porsches.

Holy shit!! That bmw m5 just ate the turbo!!

by sean April 3, 2003