by Son Of Aces May 27, 2009

A form of punishment involving the victim being forced to watch David Lynch movies as a movie marathon.
by Psyckers October 4, 2018

Drinking more alchohol than your body can handle then having a nervous breakdown, huddling in the corner in the fetal postion and telling your life story in between sobing bouts and suicidal outbursts.
You know hes gonna pull a lynch when he sits on your basement stairs and threatens to walk out into incoming traffic
by Anonymous April 8, 2003

Managing to somehow fuck up things that are impossible to fuck up, like opening a door, pouring a glass of water, etc.
Bob: What'd you do to your hand?
Bill: I pulled a Lynch this morning trying to get a glass of water, I broke the glass and the sink...
Bill: I pulled a Lynch this morning trying to get a glass of water, I broke the glass and the sink...
by bronco 2 December 6, 2009

by thetennisplayer April 22, 2011

Yo you hear about Bill dog?, He got Lynched this morning because he wore a hat, he'll be spendning the next month in ISS with detention for the rest of the year
by XC03 February 15, 2005

