Lynch

Any sort of extralegal justice that involves a mob killing someone in an unusually painful or public way

They lynched the big negro for no particular reason

by vince hamo September 25, 2003

Lynched

1. To completley destroy
2. Hit extremly hard
3. To be leveled

Brian lynched that kid at the game last night!

by Son Of Aces May 28, 2009

Lynching

A form of punishment involving the victim being forced to watch David Lynch movies as a movie marathon.

His movie tastes are so bad that next time he will get a good lynching.

by Psyckers October 04, 2018

The Lynch

Drinking more alchohol than your body can handle then having a nervous breakdown, huddling in the corner in the fetal postion and telling your life story in between sobing bouts and suicidal outbursts.

You know hes gonna pull a lynch when he sits on your basement stairs and threatens to walk out into incoming traffic

by Anonymous April 09, 2003

Lynch

Managing to somehow fuck up things that are impossible to fuck up, like opening a door, pouring a glass of water, etc.

Bob: What'd you do to your hand?
Bill: I pulled a Lynch this morning trying to get a glass of water, I broke the glass and the sink...

by bronco 2 December 06, 2009

Lynch

verb. to give half-ass effort while playing tennis.

Example 1: "Dude, you totally missed that. Stop Lynching it on the court"

by thetennisplayer April 04, 2011

Lynched

To be accosted by a certain WHS administrator

Yo you hear about Bill dog?, He got Lynched this morning because he wore a hat, he'll be spendning the next month in ISS with detention for the rest of the year

by XC03 February 16, 2005