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Main Entry: 1ly·tle
Pronunciation: \ˈLy-tle, ˈLietol-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French lytle, from Latin lytleus, from lytlēre to be dumb, astonishing low level of intelligents — more at type
1 a : slow of mind : obtuse b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c : lacking intelligence or reason : brutish
2 : dulled in feeling or sensation : torpid <still stupid from the sedative>
3 : marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : senseless <a stupid decision>
4 a : lacking interest or point <a stupid event> b : vexatious, exasperating <the stupid car won't start>
— Ly·tlely adverb
— Ly·tle·ness noun
Pronunciation: \ˈLy-tle, ˈLietol-\
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle French lytle, from Latin lytleus, from lytlēre to be dumb, astonishing low level of intelligents — more at type
1 a : slow of mind : obtuse b : given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner c : lacking intelligence or reason : brutish
2 : dulled in feeling or sensation : torpid <still stupid from the sedative>
3 : marked by or resulting from unreasoned thinking or acting : senseless <a stupid decision>
4 a : lacking interest or point <a stupid event> b : vexatious, exasperating <the stupid car won't start>
— Ly·tlely adverb
— Ly·tle·ness noun
man lacking in power to judge character of females. stupid implies a slow-witted or dazed state of mind that may be either congenital or temporary in financial affairs <stupid lytle just keeping the cunts rich> <stupid with money>. dull suggests a slow or sluggish mind such as results from no game, depression, or lack of confidence.> dense implies a thickheaded imperviousness to ideas from friends that care but suseptable to manipulation from cuntilias in the rodent family <too BOOT to take a hint>. crass suggests a grossness of mind precluding discrimination or delicacy <a crass, materialistic people or gold diggin' cunts>. dumb applies to an exasperating obtuseness or lack of comprehension of women's manipulations <too dumb to figure out what the fuck is going on!>
by A team watch officer 1 July 23, 2010
Get the Lytle mug.To make a bet, either due to alcohol-driven bravado or a mistaken estimation of ability, so ridiculous that you finally capitulate and pay up without even undertaking the activity that is the subject of the bet.
UAW Member #1: "Why are wearing Daisy Dukes and a half-cut T-shirt into our bar? You sweet or somethin'?"
UAW Member #2: "Turn around, boy, so I can see the back of your shirt."
Thin Guy: "Dudes, seriously. He lytled a bet. Please let him live. I need that shirt for the wall in my office."
UAW Member #2: "Turn around, boy, so I can see the back of your shirt."
Thin Guy: "Dudes, seriously. He lytled a bet. Please let him live. I need that shirt for the wall in my office."
by Cowtownproxy March 12, 2011
Get the lytle mug.The fear of superglue, often expressed by the manipulation of facial muscles to convey a mixture of disgust and genuine fear; usually whilst participating in a group activity where angry bird models are made.
*super gluing feathers to a model angry bird*
*High pitched scream is heard*
Person 1: Oh my gosh, what was that?
Person 2: That's the sound of Lyttleitis
Person 1: Lyttleitis?
Person 2: Yes, Lyttleitis.
Person 1: What's Lyttleitis?
Person 2: What you just heard.
Person 1: What did I just hear?
Person 2: The fear of superglue contained in a scream.
Person 1: The fear of superglue?
Person 2: Yes; Lyttleitis.
Person 1: That's a bit naff.
Person 2: Don't be so Lyttleitisist.
*High pitched scream is heard*
Person 1: Oh my gosh, what was that?
Person 2: That's the sound of Lyttleitis
Person 1: Lyttleitis?
Person 2: Yes, Lyttleitis.
Person 1: What's Lyttleitis?
Person 2: What you just heard.
Person 1: What did I just hear?
Person 2: The fear of superglue contained in a scream.
Person 1: The fear of superglue?
Person 2: Yes; Lyttleitis.
Person 1: That's a bit naff.
Person 2: Don't be so Lyttleitisist.
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