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lymphargic

A word to describe someone who has a disease that affects the lymph nodes all across your jawline. They will swell, become tender to the touch, and feel uncomfortable and painful. Usually spread by intercourse with a tweaker or just intercourse with someone extremely unsanitary.
Haven't you heard? Mike is currently lymphargic due to banging the most "SHOCKING WORST TWEAKING METH HEAD EVER AT WALMART."
by inexpnsive August 21, 2022
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Lumphao

basically the internet term lmfao, but since some people use it so much they tend to say "lmfao" and sound it out as lumphao
internet:
jack: hey ugly I love you
jill: lmfao youre weird

in person:
Jack: hey jill I just got out of jail lets have kids
Jill: lumphao youre still weird
by miguelstoocool4u September 4, 2009
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B-lymphocytes

Found in the lymph nodes and blood relating to the lymphatic system. They are also known as antibodies and that make up the second type of acquired immunity being anti-body mediated immunity. They ultimately destroy pathogens and protect the body from being taken over. Germophobes you are safe!
The B-lymphocytes will protect you, along will the T-lymphocytes.
by Sunflowerkid June 6, 2019
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The Lymphonite

The Holy book of al shmungle. Contains such writings as the writings of heerabasham, and the great heerababoom.
It is essentially the al shmunglean equivalent to the bible, or quran
I know all 1,053 pages of The Lymphonite off by heart.
by Fwood07 September 8, 2021
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lympin

To just chill back and relax while being totally unproductive and watching the olypmics.
A derivative of "lampin", only applicable during the olypmics.
Lympin on the couch with women's diving synchro, yo.

I haven't showered in 2 days. Straight lympin.
by c gigs August 2, 2012
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lumphead

somebody with a vacuous mind,or lacking in intelligence. Also used to mean someone with a big lump on their head resulting from a blow to the head.
Kenny,Kevin,Jamie,Matt,Robert,Harun,Uriah,Jim,Tom,Bill,and Jeff are all quite the lumpheadsfor being barehead in such cold weather!

On February 24,1980, ten-year-old Linus was quite the lumphead, by saying his nine-year-old brother Luke had a square head and Luke repaid Linus by calling his head a rectangle head,and with that he crowned Linus as Linus lost his pompom snowhat. "Now you're a lumpheadin more ways than one,Linus!" exclaimed Luke,as a huge lump appeared on Linus' bare cold head.
by JMC70 January 8, 2017
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LYPHE

The lifestyle of no routine, just do whatever you want, quit your job, go on that road trip, oh yeah...and get high
My boss is living life pff boring, I’m living lyphe
by Smartest_idiot September 5, 2018
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