Lurch

Nickname on Twitter for U.S. Secretary of State John Kerry.

Lurch says there is proof WMD Sarin Gas was used in Syria.

by Schnikel Fritz September 1, 2013

lurch

The physical motion whereby it is attempted by an individual, usually labouring under excessive intoxication, to forcefully lock lips with an unsuspecting female. The gesture is usually initiated from a considerable distance so as to take the victim by surprise.

Andrew: 'Dude did you see David lurch all those girls at the ball on Friday?'
Jack: 'Yeah I felt so sorry for them - heaps were crying after it'

by JTrain101 August 11, 2012

lurch

the act of spraying saliva that's emitted from the salivatory gland underneath the tongue.(central Indiana origin) syn. snake (southeastern Kentucky origin)

"dude, did you just lurch on me?"

by John (SC) January 18, 2005

lurch

a male in his late teens or early twenties that hits on teenage girls, even after being given the knowledge that she is underage, and she has hinted/told him to back off.

That lurch i gave my number to at the mall wont stop calling me!

by misstuscansun918 January 16, 2011

lurch

act of eating bitches faces and lungs

yo the guy got life in prison for committing a lurch

by james posey41 January 29, 2009

the lurch

stomach flu, aka norovirus, norwalk virus, "cruise ship" virus: higly contagious gastrointestinal virus characterized by violent vomiting and/or explosive diarrhea.

I got the lurch last night and spent 3 hours on the toilet keeled over a trash can.

by Criminy Jickett March 22, 2015

lurch

To fall asleep durring a party
usually on drugs or drunk.

Why does Patty always lurch the sofa before the party really even starts?

by Crisstapher Wayne August 24, 2007