Lankybox

That one youtube channel run by two drunk men whose 4 year-old audience worships. this channel consists of mainly roblox videos , songs, reaction videos, etc. (all of which have these high grown-ass men screaming and selling marketable plushies to kids) and these guys also happen to milk off of trends that have been dead or is still popular but steadily declining. and according to various scientists, watching an entire Lankybox video could cause brain cancer after 1 minute of a video, and yet the modern generation of extremely young kids may be losing their brains while growing up. their 4 year old audience will go out of their way to nag their mother to purchase Lankybox plushies and buy them Lankybox Pizza (which is an actual thing) and go on their mother's greasy iPad to write hateful comments against people who criticize Lankybox because they said something bad about their favorite YouTubers.

Person with a brain: holy shit what is this noise that is coming downstairs, i'm trying to sleep (goes downstairs)
Person with a brain: hey kiddo, what is this nauseating shit that you're watching
toddler: im wawching lankybox
Person with a brain: WHATEVER THAT SHIT YOU'RE WATCHING, JUST TURN THAT SHIT OFF
toddler: nooo momy sed itz ok to watch lwankeebox at nwight
Person with a brain: gets a fucking hammer and asks his wife to sign adoption papers

by cooldude2144 August 11, 2023

lucky butt wipe

when you wipe your butt and your finger breaks through and you get lucky

I was using some cheap toilet paper and had a lucky butt wipe

by AMan The Man January 21, 2016

Lucky Charms Disease

Lucky Charms' Disease is a disorder characterized most commonly by green poops, otherwise known as diarrhea. LCD causes a great deal of discomfort and distress, but it does not permanently harm the intestines and does not lead to a serious disease, such as cancer. Most people can control their symptoms by simply cutting Lucky Charms Cereal out of their diet. For some people, however, LCD can be disabling. They may be unable to work, attend social events, or even travel short distances without droppin a duece de verde.

Joel: Bro my shits have been green and hot ALL day....this blows.

Spenser: Dude it's gotta be Lucky Charms Disease. How many bowls of that shit dude you eat this morning?

by methh September 13, 2010

Lucky Lurker

A slut or prostitute that frequents Indian casinos for her prospects or John's.

So I gave that lucky lurker my room key and when I went back upstairs she was duct taping her pussy open on webcam.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020

lucky lucky man

African lads who sell fake brand sunglasses and watches in package holiday places like Costa del wherever. Typically they will say their stuff is "half price" and that they have a "special offer for you". They think all white people are named del boy. They roll their "R"s.

Rumours that Yaya Toure was a lucky lucky man before becoming a footballer are unsubstantiated.

James "the lucky lucky man is selling cheap Rolex's"
Fin "what price"
James in African accent "half price, 10 year guarantee, call Africa"

by Chimpy100 June 25, 2014

Lunny

The cutest little Moon who came to Earth to see how humans live. She might look like a stuffed toy but it's only a disguise!

- Hey, buddy, have you seen the latest Lunny pics? Check out @life_of_lunny on Instagram!

- Who is this Lunny?
- Well, it's the Moon of course. But cute!

by Space Explorer May 30, 2018

my lucky sock

the one thing i cant find

do you or do you now know where my lucky sock is, mom?

by the cooler penguin27 April 21, 2020