lumpkins

Getting head while you take a dump.

she gives lumpkins at moncton high, half off on tuesdays.

by monanie October 7, 2006

Lumpkin

When a man sits on a toilet, takes a shit, and gets a blowjob at the same time. In other words pure satisfaction.

Perv: will you give me a lumpkin?

by YouGotNothingOneMeBitches October 9, 2007

Lumpkin

a fat chronic blunt

yo kid, I can't wait til I get out of class early so I can chill at home and smoke a lumpkin to the head.

by Zany Zane January 23, 2014

Lumpkin

The act of a man reciveing oral sex while he is a having a bowel movement.

"Dude Sally gave Jim a lumpkin last night!"
"Damn that's pretty gross."

by Sir Nifkin June 18, 2007

Lumpkin

a lesbian blumpkin. A woman eats out her lesbian friend while she proceeds to doo doo.

Jill gave Lisa a Lumpkin in the locker room after tennis practice

by dave miller from L.A.C. November 27, 2006

Lumpkin

A blowjob performed in a nightclub restroom that is interupted by The Staff and the two involved are kicked out of the club without finishing.

Did you hear those 2 in the next stall getting dragged out of here after giving a Lumpkin?

by ChaCha512 January 7, 2012

Lumpkin

Latin for really small pumpkin

mommy can i go get a lumpkin today for holloween please?

by Humpfree October 20, 2006