To completely overwhelm an irrational thinker with logic, such that they have no choice but to accept the logical truth. A logical bitchslap usually involves one person berating the other over a poor decision and/or thought process.
Person 1: I'm thinking about buying boob implants for my girlfriend...
Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...
Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
Person 2: That is incredibly rude and you shouldn't do it. She will perceive it as an insult to her breast size, and not as any form of complement. This can only lead to a strain, if not break, in your relationship. Which will only cause emotional anxiety in either parties. Imagine how you would feel if she purchased a penis enlargement for you. You would most likely take it as an insult to your stature and by extension your ability to perform during coitus...
Person 1: Ok, ok, I get it. Stop with the logical bitchslap already.
by JSchZBetoipi March 28, 2010
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Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual
Antonyms: conservative and liberal
Synonyms: critical thinker and intellectual
Antonyms: conservative and liberal
Mark: “Whoa! She’s answered that question in the utmost rational way!”
Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”
Henry: “Well, yeah dude. She’s what we call a logical thinker!”
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A "Narcissistic Logical Fallacy" is a fallacy commonly used by narcissists to gaslight their victims.
"Omg, like I dumped my boyfriend because he tried to tell me 'there's never been any evidence to suggest that evidence you're suggesting' -to the evidence of how he was cheating! That's a Narcissistic Logical Fallacy! He's such a narcissist."
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"Holy crap! Ok, we gotta logicalize... Dinasaurs can only see movement, right?"
"Right!"
"Ok, I've got an idea!"
"What is it?"
"You run that way, I'll stay here, completely motionless!"
"Holy crap! Ok, we gotta logicalize... Dinasaurs can only see movement, right?"
"Right!"
"Ok, I've got an idea!"
"What is it?"
"You run that way, I'll stay here, completely motionless!"
by Demoteus May 17, 2006
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Downloading music/videos online for free without spending 1000s of dollars on songs. It prevents the rich from getting too rich at the cost of the poor. It also brings out new artists and enables people to hear their music for FREE!!, and if they are good, someone hears them, they get signed, they get famous and hold concerts and still manage to get rich (but cant buy that second airplane that they might of bought if people actually paid for their songs, that is if anyone bought their songs in the first place)
It keeps the industry alive and lets poorer people listen to music for the same cost that the rich listen to them, keeping everyone happy.
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Downloading music/videos online for free without spending 1000s of dollars on songs. It prevents the rich from getting too rich at the cost of the poor. It also brings out new artists and enables people to hear their music for FREE!!, and if they are good, someone hears them, they get signed, they get famous and hold concerts and still manage to get rich (but cant buy that second airplane that they might of bought if people actually paid for their songs, that is if anyone bought their songs in the first place)
It keeps the industry alive and lets poorer people listen to music for the same cost that the rich listen to them, keeping everyone happy.
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Yo I just logically downloaded this new guy ______'s song.. its so sick, you should logically download it..I think hes gonna be huge one day.
Man if it wasnt for logical downloading, I'd be down 10 000 bucks on songs alone. Good thing I'm logical and not a dumbass who pays for songs!
Man if it wasnt for logical downloading, I'd be down 10 000 bucks on songs alone. Good thing I'm logical and not a dumbass who pays for songs!
by Logical downloader May 27, 2009
Get the logical downloading mug.A conversation between one person talking in hypothetical and another talking in logic and poking holes in the hypothetical points.
Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.
The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.
Usually starts when someone speaks in hypothetical about an idea or a plan. And follows with someone poking a hole in the hypothetical argument.
The areguements can continue for a long time. One person finding new problems and one person solving them through hypothetical solutions. Making it almost a war between logic and hypothetical.
Thomas: Jeez its like Hypo-logical Warfare in there. Deans talking about would a lightsaber cut through Jesus.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.
Luke: And what was the the argument?
Thomas: Oisin said that the technology today wouldn't be able to sustain the power or intense heat a lightsaber emits.
Luke:Why is he bringing logic to a perfectly fine hypothetical thought?
Thomas: He obviously doesn't realize what hypothetical means.
by Dean CleaverStupid January 28, 2010
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guy 1: hey man the video of Justin Beaver being hit with a water bottle has over a billion likes!
guy 2: awesome!! wait, 4 dislikes?
guy 1: how can that be?
guy 2: hmmm, probably the people who were going to hit the like button got hit with a bottle as well and caused them to hit the dislike button
guy 1: that's a logical youtube dislike explanation
guy 2: awesome!! wait, 4 dislikes?
guy 1: how can that be?
guy 2: hmmm, probably the people who were going to hit the like button got hit with a bottle as well and caused them to hit the dislike button
guy 1: that's a logical youtube dislike explanation
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